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He's like an expensive pair of shoes that are too small for you, but as you can't get a refund for them you wear them no matter what in a vain attempt to get your moneys worth.....

 

 

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23 minutes ago, Beth said:

He's like an expensive pair of shoes that are too small for you, but as you can't get a refund for them you wear them no matter what in a vain attempt to get your moneys worth.....

 

 

 

 

Then the alternative is wearing a pair of Primark trainers with the soles coming loose at the seams. 

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I find it so irritating that the first time we drop a mega amount on one player, which should turn out to be our best player and regular match winner, we end up with someone that doesn't really deserve to even warrant a spot on our bench.

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31 minutes ago, Beth said:

He's like an expensive pair of shoes that are too small for you, but as you can't get a refund for them you wear them no matter what in a vain attempt to get your moneys worth.....

 

 

 

[emoji38] Yes, but just like the small shoes, Joelinton should be chucked in the bin.

 

 

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The bloke is an absolute cunt. It’s not even the fact he is absolutely total shit, but his total lack of effort is laughable. He reacted quicker to try and get Ronaldo’s shirt at the end of the game than he did over the whole 90 minutes. The fact the scout who earmarked him is still the chief scout, tells you everything about this club. 

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I genuinely can't believe how shameless the players that were asking for Ronaldo's shirt were.

 

After that performance and such a poor start to the season on the whole, right there on the pitch with all the cameras following Ronaldo up and down, and they're after his shirt :lol:  

 

Loved the fact he had already seemingly agreed to give it to someone else after, and fobbed them all off. It was all so cringeworthy man :lol:

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Fucking fed up of this cunt like.

 

The bar is so low that because he manages to string the odd pass together, he looks alright.

 

He ruins so many chances. Falls apart anytime he gets anywhere near their goal, absolutely useless as a forward player.

 

You might have spent 20m out your own pocket on this cunt Mike, but you may as well have flushed it down the toilet you fat fuck. :thup:

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He's just not a goalscorer and we shouldn't be asking him to play in that position ever. Rather Gayle than him there, it's increasingly worrying how weak our backup striker position is - most fans could have pointed that out but according to Bruce we've like 5 options there?

 

 

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10 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

He was pretty good except near the goal. 

 

Always been the case since day one. In which case you need to get other players in the box and use him solely as a target man. That rarely happens, he ends up on the end of chances far too much himself with no one else getting in there. There's no sign of any understanding of player roles, they all seem to be making it up as they go along. 

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The performance today is a good Joelinton performance, which considering how incredibly the bar has been set for him is still not good enough for this league, he does a lot of things right but the minute we get into the final third he shits himself, similar to Almiron who has been doing the same since he joined, ASM is the only one who attacks with real intent.

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For me he has one position and that's the 10 behind the striker. With 4 behind rather than 3 in front (so traditional 4411). Have 1 ahead of him and 3 of 4 midfielders behind bursting forward to support leaves him in possession in the opposition half with 3 or 4 options to pass, then support and join in. No one plays that anymore though. We couldnt.

 

 

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