LV Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 May as well have the game plan decided by a panel of chimps and a bucket of crack. It’ll be as good if not better than whatever Bruce comes up with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TBG Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 0-0 and a triumphant Bruce telling us something or other worked "I've had my doubters but I went out and showed what a bit of hard work can get you" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 In what world does Gayle, who allegedly hasn’t trained since Bruce arrived, train in warm weather for a week and be in contention for a bench spot this Sunday? That has to be the most idiotic thing I’ve read this week from Bruce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I think this and the Matty Longstaff stuff could be Bruce’s attempt at mind-games ‘Ah’ve lernt from the best’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 May as well have the game plan decided by a panel of chimps and a bucket of crack. It’ll be as good if not better than whatever Bruce comes up with. Give 6 chimps a tactics board and in 2 mins they will recreate Brucies gameplan. But give 1000 chimps, 1000 wordprocessors with predictive text and they'd never recreate his contribution to literature. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 May as well have the game plan decided by a panel of chimps and a bucket of crack. It’ll be as good if not better than whatever Bruce comes up with. Give 6 chimps a tactics board and in 2 mins they will recreate Brucies gameplan. But give 1000 chimps, 1000 wordprocessors with predictive text and they'd never recreate his contribution to literature. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 May as well have the game plan decided by a panel of chimps and a bucket of crack. It’ll be as good if not better than whatever Bruce comes up with. Give 6 chimps a tactics board and in 2 mins they will recreate Brucies gameplan. But give 1000 chimps, 1000 wordprocessors with predictive text and they'd never recreate his contribution to literature. I actually think that's the wrong way round, give 6 Steve Bruce's a tactics board and within 2 minutes they will recreate the one gameplan by a chimp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 May as well have the game plan decided by a panel of chimps and a bucket of crack. It’ll be as good if not better than whatever Bruce comes up with. Give 6 chimps a tactics board and in 2 mins they will recreate Brucies gameplan. But give 1000 chimps, 1000 wordprocessors with predictive text and they'd never recreate his contribution to literature. I actually think that's the wrong way round, give 6 Steve Bruce's a tactics board and within 2 minutes they will recreate the one gameplan by a chimp And, if you gave 1000 Brucies 1000 typewriters they'd reproduce the creative output of a single chimp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 So I've been reading that Ashley has given lots of discounted tickets to universities etc for this. But he doesn't care about an empty stadium according to some. Also, I love how he's made it so easy for Man Utd fans to get tickets. Another fuck you to the supporters still left. If only they weren't so thick and would respond in kind. Either don't go or rip up his SD adverts would be what I'd suggest. Not sit there and take it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Come on man, Sean. They've got a Sunday afternoon on the drink with the lads to look forward to. Even though they could do that without the irritating 2 hours of football part. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 They've also made it quite clear that they're supporting the team not the regime. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Boo the team, enable the regime. Not catchy, I admit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Hope Lascelles has his wallet handy this time, because if it’s going to be raining, those super fans will be needing their taxis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 So I've been reading that Ashley has given lots of discounted tickets to universities etc for this. But he doesn't care about an empty stadium according to some. Also, I love how he's made it so easy for Man Utd fans to get tickets. Another fuck you to the supporters still left. If only they weren't so thick and would respond in kind. Either don't go or rip up his SD adverts would be what I'd suggest. Not sit there and take it. Ah, also known as the desperate Sunderland method right before their plight. Can only be a good sign. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 So I've been reading that Ashley has given lots of discounted tickets to universities etc for this. But he doesn't care about an empty stadium according to some. Also, I love how he's made it so easy for Man Utd fans to get tickets. Another fuck you to the supporters still left. If only they weren't so thick and would respond in kind. Either don't go or rip up his SD adverts would be what I'd suggest. Not sit there and take it. Ah, also known as the desperate Sunderland method right before their plight. Can only be a good sign. It is a good sign, people are leaving and not being replaced. It's a shame we're playing an awful Man Utd though as no doubt our players will raise their game and probably get a result, and then a few will waver and go back. But then Bruce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 The uni tickets only stopped last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 The uni tickets only stopped last season. At NCL, they were still ongoing with Northumbria from what I was told. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Kinda hoping we lose again and keep losing so we see Bruce gone this month. Win here and he'll be smug as fuck. Don't think I could bare it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackyboy Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Man U are having trouble scoring so sadly I can see us getting a point and having to listen to Bruce telling us what a great performance it was against a very good Man U side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 The uni tickets only stopped last season. At NCL, they were still ongoing with Northumbria from what I was told. This is probably correct, what I read was that more places have got discounted tickets, and the ones that already got them have got a lot more than usual. I do think Ashley will be going down this route as crowds dwindle though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Ole out has to happen tomorrow if they can't beat one of the worst managed teams in the clubs history Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Will be as comfortable as spoon7bf a piss stained badger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Good Start Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Yimentov Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I can see us sneaking a one-niller like Tottenham Away. That'd be Steve cushy until January. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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