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The Bruce era is and will continue to be on an endless loop. Forever 12th-17th, regardless of investment; dismal performance after dismal performance, interspersed with useful wins thanks to the talent in the squad; set to a theme tune of defensive and self-obsessed soundbites in the media. 'Bruce isn't good enough,' cry the fans and the honest press; 'Yes he is because Newcastle,' responds the Ex-player Rent-a-Quotes. 'The criticism is fair enough - the criticism is unfair!' wails the man himself within the space of a sentence on TalkSport and Zoom. Accumulation of points. Roll wuh sleeves up. Look. Listen. Ye nouw. Treacle sponge and shortbread biscuits. Chomp blow lick guzzle gasp. Have a little bit of respect. 

Notice how he wasn't even prompted on the Craic Hope stuff this morning; he just came out with it. Desperate to be hard done by. Same as when no one mentions Rafa, he can't resist. 

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Was really hoping he was going to come out and say, after a performance like that, they don't want the season to end. 

This following his recent comments on wanting the season over. 

Which no one in the media would pull him up on.

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16 minutes ago, TheInfiniteOdyssey said:

His fake Geordie accent never ceases to amaze

I'm proud to say I've avoided every interview since he became manager.

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He doesn't help himself. He lacks so much humility. At no point did he need to go onto talksport and make it about him. However he'll be feeling bullish now and will have to stay in the media limelight for when he needs his next job.

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1 minute ago, Yelevats said:

He doesn't help himself. He lacks so much humility. At no point did he need to go onto talksport and make it about him. However he'll be feeling bullish now and will have to stay in the media limelight for when he needs his next job.

Aye - don't remember seeing the prick doing the rounds after the Brighton game.

Arsehole.

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9 minutes ago, Minhosa said:

Aye - don't remember seeing the prick doing the rounds after the Brighton game.

Arsehole.

I can deal with his limitations as a manager albeit thru gritted teeth however time and time again he’s showing that he lacks humility . No wonder the players allegedly aren’t having him. 

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I've always avoided getting personal, but it's clear he's a cunt and a snidey little fraud. You'll never see any of these cheerleaders on talksport or sky pushing him for any other premier league jobs. Deep down they all know he's a shit manager, they just don't believe we deserve any better than shit.

 

 

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I don't listen to talkshite or follow our glorious leader's media engagements that closely but find it strange he appears on radio shows after the team's best performance under his "guidance".   Weird he wasn't on last Monday.......

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45 minutes ago, Kimbo said:

I've always avoided getting personal, but it's clear he's a cunt and a snidey little fraud. You'll never see any of these cheerleaders on talksport or sky pushing him for any other premier league jobs. Deep down they all know he's a shit manager, they just don't believe we deserve any better than shit.

But him appearing on crap like talksport gives him pundit points 

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Thick as a diver's watch and as sneering and snidey as Captain Darling, the stupid bastard will never get it. Given a free platform to address some points with a little integrity and maybe even some recognition of how shit things have actually been and that 17th isn't all that much cop after all, bit of positivity about next season maybe with regard to transfers. Even if it's all bollocks. Nah, let's just lie again and reinforce every cliche and fan stereotype going and insult everyone's intelligence all over again, as usual. Fucking wretched swine.

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I'm sure when we were in the Championship, England's second division, Rafa was still being invited to that Elite Manager conference thing that UEFA have and so he'd just pop over and rub shoulders with Guardiola and Allegri or whoever like it's business as usual. Probably barely even mentioned it too like the class man he is. 

This guy goes on some radio show with Simon Jordan and Jim White after just about surviving relegation, acting like he's the second coming of Sir Alex Ferguson and he's loving it. 

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9 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

Brilliantly put. It's crazy how relentlessly rancid he is. 

This is what I cannot understand. Obviously he is a terrible manager, always has been, his record proves it. It's obvious he has zero integrity, has left clubs in the lurch several times for a bigger wedge, fine people do that, he's not the first. He has no qualms whatsoever about managing literally any club that will pay him enough, doesn't matter about clubs being arch rivals, he'll manage the lot. Again, not unusual, people without integrity do anything for money. I personally wouldn't manage Aston Villa or Newcastle, if i'd already managed Birmingham or Sunderland. Maybe that's just me.

The main thing that gets me is, he NEVER learns from his mistakes. He just repeats, over and over and over and over, like a fucking worn out VHS tape. Even when he's smashed over the head with why he's a cunt of the highest order and a rubbish manager and a poor human, he just plows on regardless, doing the same shit. He NEVER EVER learns. Most people learn from mistakes, this bloke just refuses to. Then he has the gall to be smug about a couple of decent results too, instead of just shutting his trap for once. Relentlessly rancid is a good description.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said:

I fancy a whip round to send him off on a surprise safari and we can pay off the guide to leave him with the hungriest pride of lions he can find.

It would still take them 2 or 3 sittings.

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2 minutes ago, Mattoon said:

It would still take them 2 or 3 sittings.

That's fine mate, I'd record them all and watch it on a loop.[emoji38]

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Yet he will start as our manager 21/22 . 
I take it all the posters quite rightly giving him jib and together with hating FMA won’t be going into the ground next season?? 
 

if you are , why? 

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13 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said:

This is what I cannot understand. Obviously he is a terrible manager, always has been, his record proves it. It's obvious he has zero integrity, has left clubs in the lurch several times for a bigger wedge, fine people do that, he's not the first. He has no qualms whatsoever about managing literally any club that will pay him enough, doesn't matter about clubs being arch rivals, he'll manage the lot. Again, not unusual, people without integrity do anything for money. I personally wouldn't manage Aston Villa or Newcastle, if i'd already managed Birmingham or Sunderland. Maybe that's just me.

The main thing that gets me is, he NEVER learns from his mistakes. He just repeats, over and over and over and over, like a fucking worn out VHS tape. Even when he's smashed over the head with why he's a cunt of the highest order and a rubbish manager and a poor human, he just plows on regardless, doing the same shit. He NEVER EVER learns. Most people learn from mistakes, this bloke just refuses to. Then he has the gall to be smug about a couple of decent results too, instead of just shutting his trap for once. Relentlessly rancid is a good description.

He's physically gross as well. All the panting and sweating and grunting. He's an unfit, unkempt, unhealthy, dishevelled fucking mess. He has no pride in himself or the people he represents. Rafa (suit). Bobby (suit). Keegan (Drill top but he was lush so it was ok).

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1 hour ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said:

I fancy a whip round to send him off on a surprise safari and we can pay off the guide to leave him with the hungriest pride of lions he can find.

He's that lucky the pride would take pity on him and take him under their wing and give him a job chasing hyenas away from the kill, then he would fuck them off and leave them in the lurch for a better pride.

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No need for him to have yet another pop at the fans, if he doesn't get pelters once people get into the ground I'll be hugely disapointed (but not surprised)

He's all about him at the expense of everyone and everything, fucking pork sword.

 

 

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