toontownman Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Lap of Depreciation? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 13 minutes ago, nbthree3 said: Bruce took over a settled side, a squad with far more Premier League experience than 2 years ago, has added £100m, yet points & table wise hasn't improved us. Footballing wise has made us far worse. Compare that to a manager who replaced Bruce not long before that while mid-table in the Championship (with an attacking containing Bolasie, Grealish & Abraham), with someone who's no more than an average Premier League manager, kept them up, and has now taken them to over 50 points in the Premier League. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
astraguy Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 (edited) 21 minutes ago, nbthree3 said: Well done to every single fan who attended today this is down to you! You had one job and you fucked up that Edited May 19, 2021 by astraguy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 What a weird loaded question? Why the fuck would anyone be buying a bloke they don’t know a pint in a pandemic? Just giving him an out to play his favourite role - the woe ridden victim. It turns the stomach to imagine spending time with him over a pint, listening to his repeated lies as he drones on in his ham accent knowing fine well you’d not be getting one back as “me card durnt werk”. The standard of the NE press gang must be the worst in the country. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 A quick Google suggests Simon Bird is a Crystal Palace fan. I'm certain there's about to be a vacancy somewhere for such a great manager with such a sad face at his current job 🙁 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Abacus said: A quick Google suggests Simon Bird is a Crystal Palace fan. I'm certain there's about to be a vacancy somewhere for such a great manager with such a sad face at his current job 🙁 eh, what? EDIT: You looking at the IMDB entry? The one that references the actor Simon Bird - aka Will from the Inbetweeners? Not the Newcastle-born Mirror football reporter Simon Bird? Edited May 19, 2021 by WarrenBartonCentrePartin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Abacus said: A quick Google suggests Simon Bird is a Crystal Palace fan. I'm certain there's about to be a vacancy somewhere for such a great manager with such a sad face at his current job 🙁 That'll be Simon Bird off of The Inbetweeners, not Newcastle Born Mirror Journalist, and 'C*nt' (Joe Kinnear) Simon Bird, I guess. (have I been wooshed?) Edited May 19, 2021 by TK-421 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 minute ago, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said: eh, what? Haha, I've googled the wrong Simon Bird haven't I? I've googled the actor from the Inbetweeners. I've had a shocker 😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Steve Beeewwwce Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 9 minutes ago, Abacus said: Haha, I've googled the wrong Simon Bird haven't I? I've googled the actor from the Inbetweeners. I've had a shocker 😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Gonna give him a tiny bit of credit for daring to walk around the pitch, thought he would outright bottle it. Mind, he seems to be so deluded he probably thought it would be just applause. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Lovely to hear he was booed by the fans there tonight mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Was it Brrruuuuccccee or Boooooo? Easy to confuse the two when you're a deluded fuckwitt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Like fuck am I feeling sorry for the mess now, they're really trying to spin a totally different picture with a few good performances at the end of the season. People may want to give him a little credit and that's their prerogative, but hand on heart if you were asked is Steve Bruce the manager to take Newcastle forward, galvanise the club and make it a club to be proud of, I'd imagine it would be a resounding no. Understand it's a little more nuanced than that what with Ashley etc. but Steve is too polarising from the start to ever make something of it here. He honest to god doesn't get NUFC. For all he's from here he just isn't in tune with it all. Bollocks rant over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 9 minutes ago, Numbers said: Was it Brrruuuuccccee or Boooooo? Easy to confuse the two when you're a deluded fuckwitt. Unless Bruce Springsteen was there it was Boooooooo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 hour ago, nbthree3 said: Before the match, Bruce declared he wasn't worried about having crowds back. After 11 minutes the crowd chanted: “Steve Bruce, he's got a big fat head.” After 12 minutes, Rafa Benitez's name was sung and then demanded Mike Ashley “get out of our club.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbthree3 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 About 1 minute 20 for the boos at FT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 8 minutes ago, nbthree3 said: About 1 minute 20 for the boos at FT Kin get in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 "sad mackem bastard" n'all He'll be gutted, his fridge won't know what's hit it this evening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Interpolic said: "sad mackem bastard" n'all He'll be gutted, his fridge won't know what's hit it this evening. "Janet, fuh the last time, a dawant wohnt sum self-pity butter. Awkay, maybe just a little bit of self-pity butter..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Did he walk the whole way round on his own? Hope so Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Sad mackem bastard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 On 15/05/2021 at 12:37, 54 said: What a fucking whopper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Sad Mackem Bastard. I actually felt sorry for him for a second there and then remembered his repulsive son making lies up about death threats on Twitter to make the fans look bad. I also remembered Bruce waging war on the supporters numerous times throughout the season and trying to make us look silly in his pressers by talking about expectations. I then remembered that he is statistically the worst manager in the top flight history to have managed more than 100 games and that he has had an easy ride off his arse licking pals in the press since he joined. To top it all off, “the mighty Rafa” popped in my mind. We worshipped the ground he walked on, you Steve, are a joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 8 minutes ago, Lazarus said: Did he walk the whole way round on his own? Hope so Probably shat himself through over exertion walking that far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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