Kaizero Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Hello and welcome to the results of the 2020 Newcastle-Online Forum Awards. Without further ado, here are the winners: Best Football Poster: Yorkie 25 (34.2%) Wullie 17 (23.3%) Disco 11 (15.1%) KaKa 9 (12.3%) Kaizero 4 (5.5%) Worst Football Poster: Whitley Mag 22 (26.2%) Penn 21 (25%) IMTTS 15 (17.9%) Stifler 12 (14.3%) HTT 10 (11.9%) ' KaKa 4 (4.8%) Best Chat Poster: Mike 26 (37.1%) Thomas 14 (20%) B-More Mag & Troll 12 (17.1%) & 12 (17.1%) Disco 6 (8.6%) Best Games Poster: OpenC 14 (33.3%) Cf & SEMTEX 8 (19%) & 8 (19%) Adam^ 7 (16.7%) Dr. Spaceman 3 (7.1%) Mole 2 (4.8%) Best Foreigner: Mike 35 (42.7%) Pictured; Tom Brady imitating Mike's celebration of winning yet another Best Foreigner award. Thomas 18 (22%) Kanji 10 (12.2%) B-More Mag 9 (11%) Kaizero 7 (8.5%) QuakesMag 3 (3.7%) Best Newcomer: Ando7 27 (40.9%) Lazarus 18 (27.3%) Abra Dubravka 11 (16.7%) Rafalove 7 (10.6%) Ben 3 (4.5%) Best Overall Poster: Mike 29 (36.3%) Disco 15 (18.8%) Yorkie 12 (15%) Thomas & Wullie 9 (11.3%) & 9 (11.3%) Kaizero 6 (7.5%) Funniest Poster: Mike 26 (37.1%) Thomas 13 (18.6%) Disco 12 (17.1%) SEMTEX & Stifler 7 (10%) & 7 (10%) TBG 5 (7.1%) Most Likeable Poster: Mike 31 (44.9%) Yorkie 22 (31.9%) Thomas 6 (8.7%) Kaizero & Neesy 5 (7.2%) & 5 (7.2%) Most Knowledgeable Poster: Troll 46 (58.2%) QuakesMag 11 (13.9%) BlufPurdi 9 (11.4%) Wullie 8 (10.1%) Kaizero 5 (6.3%) Most Repetitive Poster: HTT 20 (23.8%) Sadnesstan 18 (21.4%) Whitley Mag 16 (19%) Manorpark 14 (16.7%) Penn 10 (11.9%) IMTTS 6 (7.1%) Most Boring Poster Sadnesstan 25 (33.3%) Manorpark 17 (22.7%) HTT 11 (14.7%) Penn 10 (13.3%) IMTTS 8 (10.7%) James 4 (5.3%) Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Mike 41 (52.6%) Interpolic 11 (14.1%) Kaizero & Neesy 9 (11.5%) & 9 (11.5%) Thomas 8 (10.3%) Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often Dave 37 (47.4%) Hans 13 (16.7%) Rich 11 (14.1%) Ronaldo 8 (10.3%) Mick 6 (7.7%) GM 3 (3.8%) Poster Most Likely to be a Serial Killer Stifler 47 (50%) Pictured; Stifler in five years. Neesy 14 (14.9%) Super Duper Branko Strupar 13 (13.8%) HTT 10 (10.6%) Hans 7 (7.4%) Disco 3 (3.2%) Best Meal Created by a Poster Pizza Time 13 (23.6%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg7416104#msg7416104 Ramen Eggs 12 (21.8%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg7377166#msg7377166 Yorkshire Pudding Pizza & Butternut Squash Malai Kofte 11 (20%) & 11 (20%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg7240399#msg7240399 & https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg7203563#msg7203563 // https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg7239299#msg7239299 Garbage Meal 7 (12.7%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg7183711#msg7183711 Cottage Pie 1 (1.8%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg7352141#msg7352141 Worst Meal Created by a Poster ”Egg” Plate 52 (75.4%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg7204662#msg7204662 ”Lasagna” Thing 9 (13%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg7371291#msg7371291 ”Pizza” 7 (10.1%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg7177891#msg7177891 ”Salad” Bowl 1 (1.4%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg7183672#msg7183672 Post of the Last Two Years: Invalid Nonce 25 (39.7%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=97196.msg7221265#msg7221265 Troll's Meal 15 (23.8%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg7183711#msg7183711 This is the Coronavirus Thread 12 (19%) Squashies 7 (11.1%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=97196.msg7229646#msg7229646 Less Than £1 a Year 4 (6.3%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=99947.msg7156214#msg7156214 Other Nominated for Best Post: Baltimore authorities unable to locate source of Benny Benassi's "Satisfaction" looping 24/7 being heard city-wide. It was pretty much this plus this In the olden days assault, rape, and attempted murder was just the tale of an ordinary Sunday night, and come Monday morning you put on a brave face and cooked an English breakfast or went off to find yourself a man who'd only commit one of the three. Now not only is it grounds for divorce, but you tell your female friends about it, and they start looking for flaws in their own relationships, and pretty soon they're lesbians and that's two families down the drain. dough nonces Paedoughs, surely. Kinda looks like Billie Piper with tits. Santa did get my letter It's like handjobs innit. You get good ones and bad ones. But a handjob can only ever be so good. There's a handjob ceiling. They max out at like, a 7/10. You'd take it if there was nowt else on the table, but why take a handjob when I can watch Parasite instead? Seeing as Lazarus unfairly dragged me into Rocker's hairline civil war. "One crumpet pizza, two corn burgers, and some fish fingers arranged to look like a stick figure please" "Any salad?" "Aye, but hoy some ketchup on there" This took me far too long And finally, the highest honor of the night: The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement: Greg 18 (25%) Yorkie 16 (22.2%) Kaizero 15 (20.8%) Midds 12 (16.7%) Super Duper Branko Strupar 11 (15.3%) Past Winners: Disco – 2018 BlufPurdi – 2017 Jill – 2016 Mike – 2015 Wullie – 2014 Cajun – 2013 Rich – 2012 Dave – 2011 And that brings this year to a close. Congratulations to all the winners... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Some good posts from the threads: Best Games Poster height=500https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5ecea444947b73d56094b93d/master/pass/Rudy-Giuliani-Tabloid.jpg[/img] height=500https://i.ibb.co/9rwXRBZ/image-10.jpg[/img] height=500https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5f89ab7dd070eec8d50f0e33/master/pass/Rudy10.16.jpg[/img] Best Foreigner aye every year you fuckin nonces Most Knowledgeable Poster Wait a second. Troll moved back to the UK in the summer. Having guided the US to COVID Valhalla, he thought he'd pop to the homeland and spread his expertise there too? I ran some numbers and the results were shocking. Poster You'd Most Like to Meet I'm surprised to be in the reckoning for this. I used to be a staple in this category but since a four day coke bender is no longer a possibility I have been mysteriously absent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Mike[/member] Me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Hello and welcome to the results of the 2020 Newcastle-Online Forum Awards. Without further ado, here are the winners: Best Chat Poster: Best Foreigner: Funniest Poster: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Nice work Kaiz. Dunno how you have the energy Joint with Stifler for funniest poster. Shit son. Imma have to take some time. At least I didn’t make those eggs I suppose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 The eggs took it at a canter in the end, then. Who knew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 That must take some work Kaiz, great stuff, first time I'm been nominated in over 10 years in either of my manifestations...........and I get disqualified. Haha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
St1pe Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 I just looked at that egg plate again 🤢 Great work Kaiz! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Annual awards are supposed to be a time of celebration and rememberance. All ive done is pissed myself laughing :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 How Kaiz hasn't had a lifetime award after doing this shit for us every year is beyond me. (No offence, Greg). Cheers, eggcellent work again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Great work Kaiz. Cheers for doing it again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 How Kaiz hasn't had a lifetime award after doing this shit for us every year is beyond me. (No offence, Greg). Cheers, eggcellent work again Lifetime award is always tough but Kaiz definitely deserves it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Thanks to Kaizero for putting all the effort in again, amazing work. Really, really lovely to be voted Best Football Poster - particularly among that crop of excellent contributors. Thanks a lot, folks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Mike[/member] Me Thanks to Kaizero for putting all the effort in again, amazing work. Really, really lovely to be voted Best Football Poster - particularly among that crop of excellent contributors. Thanks a lot, folks. Well deserved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 13 fucking comedians. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 13 fucking comedians. And one Joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Yeah fair play to Kaizero for all the time this must have taken, some going! By the results he could have not bothered and just had Mike win everything though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Cheers K. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 You can think Mike clearing up again is harsh on other members. Then you remember his escapades this year and realise you really cant argue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 You can think Mike clearing up again is harsh on other members. Then you remember his escapades this year and realise you really cant argue. a gratuitous overreaction to mike's wins is kind of my thing but aye. Also thank you again Kaizero. edit: concession speech: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 It's a horrible shame that SEMTEX will never cement best foreigner but other than that I'm OK with it as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
neesy111 Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Thanks Kaiz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 What a way to end the week. An absolute honour to pick up an award in my 1st year posting, apologies to Penn as I feel I have stolen this on a technicality. However, rest assured all those who voted for me, I’ll be doing my upmost this year to retain the title. 👍🦓⚫️⚪️🔜🙏🏻🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓 Thanks for the votes people, even though I didn't actually win anything. I thought I was a shoe-in to win the "Most Knowledgeable Poster" category, but not to be (this year). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Most likely to be a serial killer and you guys keep bullying me. You’re all stupid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Absolutely mad, this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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