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N-O Forum Awards 2020: The Results


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Hello and welcome to the results of the 2020 Newcastle-Online Forum Awards.

 

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Without further ado, here are the winners:

 

Best Football Poster:

 

Yorkie

25 (34.2%)

Wullie

17 (23.3%)

Disco

11 (15.1%)

KaKa

9 (12.3%)

Kaizero

4 (5.5%)

 

 

 

Worst Football Poster:

 

Whitley Mag

22 (26.2%)

Penn

21 (25%)

IMTTS

15 (17.9%)

Stifler

12 (14.3%)

HTT

10 (11.9%) '

KaKa

4 (4.8%)

 

 

 

Best Chat Poster:

 

Mike

26 (37.1%)

Thomas

14 (20%)

B-More Mag & Troll

12 (17.1%)  & 12 (17.1%)

Disco

6 (8.6%) 

 

 

 

Best Games Poster:

 

OpenC

14 (33.3%)

Cf & SEMTEX

8 (19%) & 8 (19%)

Adam^

7 (16.7%)

Dr. Spaceman

3 (7.1%)

Mole

2 (4.8%)

 

 

 

Best Foreigner:

 

Mike

35 (42.7%)

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Pictured; Tom Brady imitating Mike's celebration of winning yet another Best Foreigner award.

Thomas

18 (22%)

Kanji

10 (12.2%)

B-More Mag

9 (11%) 

Kaizero

7 (8.5%)

QuakesMag

3 (3.7%)

 

 

 

Best Newcomer:

 

Ando7

27 (40.9%) 

Lazarus

18 (27.3%)

Abra Dubravka

11 (16.7%)

Rafalove

7 (10.6%)

Ben

3 (4.5%)

 

 

 

Best Overall Poster:

 

Mike

29 (36.3%)

Disco

15 (18.8%)

Yorkie

12 (15%)

Thomas & Wullie

9 (11.3%) & 9 (11.3%)

Kaizero

6 (7.5%)

 

 

 

Funniest Poster:

 

Mike

26 (37.1%)

Thomas

13 (18.6%)

Disco

12 (17.1%)

SEMTEX & Stifler

7 (10%) & 7 (10%)

TBG

5 (7.1%)

 

 

 

Most Likeable Poster:

 

Mike

31 (44.9%) 

Yorkie

22 (31.9%)

Thomas

6 (8.7%) 

Kaizero & Neesy

5 (7.2%) & 5 (7.2%)

 

 

 

Most Knowledgeable Poster:

 

Troll

46 (58.2%)

QuakesMag

11 (13.9%)

BlufPurdi

9 (11.4%)

Wullie

8 (10.1%)

Kaizero

5 (6.3%)

 

 

 

Most Repetitive Poster:

 

HTT

20 (23.8%)

Sadnesstan

18 (21.4%)

Whitley Mag

16 (19%)

Manorpark

14 (16.7%)

Penn

10 (11.9%)

IMTTS

6 (7.1%)

 

 

 

Most Boring Poster

 

Sadnesstan

25 (33.3%) 

Manorpark

17 (22.7%)

HTT

11 (14.7%)

Penn

10 (13.3%) 

IMTTS

8 (10.7%)

James

4 (5.3%)

 

 

 

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet:

 

Mike

41 (52.6%)

Interpolic

11 (14.1%)

Kaizero & Neesy

9 (11.5%) & 9 (11.5%)

Thomas

8 (10.3%)

 

 

 

Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often

 

Dave

37 (47.4%)

Hans

13 (16.7%)

Rich

11 (14.1%)

Ronaldo

8 (10.3%)

Mick

6 (7.7%)

GM

3 (3.8%)

 

 

 

Poster Most Likely to be a Serial Killer

 

Stifler

47 (50%)

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Pictured; Stifler in five years.

Neesy

14 (14.9%)

Super Duper Branko Strupar

13 (13.8%)

HTT

10 (10.6%) 

Hans

7 (7.4%)

Disco

3 (3.2%)

 

 

 

Best Meal Created by a Poster

 

 

 

Worst Meal Created by a Poster

 

 

 

Post of the Last Two Years:

 

 

 

Other Nominated for Best Post:

 

 

:lol: Baltimore authorities unable to locate source of Benny Benassi's "Satisfaction" looping 24/7 being heard city-wide.

 

It was pretty much

 

this

 

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plus this

 

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In the olden days assault, rape, and attempted murder was just the tale of an ordinary Sunday night, and come Monday morning you put on a brave face and cooked an English breakfast or went off to find yourself a man who'd only commit one of the three. Now not only is it grounds for divorce, but you tell your female friends about it, and they start looking for flaws in their own relationships, and pretty soon they're lesbians and that's two families down the drain.

 

dough nonces

 

Paedoughs, surely.

 

Kinda looks like Billie Piper with tits.

 

Santa did get my letter :lol:

 

:thup:

 

It's like handjobs innit. You get good ones and bad ones. But a handjob can only ever be so good. There's a handjob ceiling. They max out at like, a 7/10. You'd take it if there was nowt else on the table, but why take a handjob when I can watch Parasite instead?

 

Seeing as Lazarus unfairly dragged me into Rocker's hairline civil war.

 

 

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"One crumpet pizza, two corn burgers, and some fish fingers arranged to look like a stick figure please"

 

"Any salad?"

 

"Aye, but hoy some ketchup on there"

 

This took me far too long  :lol:

 

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And finally, the highest honor of the night:

 

The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement:

 

Greg

18 (25%)

Yorkie

16 (22.2%)

Kaizero

15 (20.8%)

Midds

12 (16.7%)

Super Duper Branko Strupar

11 (15.3%)

 

Past Winners:

 

Disco – 2018

BlufPurdi – 2017

Jill – 2016

Mike – 2015

Wullie – 2014

Cajun – 2013

Rich – 2012

Dave – 2011

 

 

 

And that brings this year to a close. Congratulations to all the winners...

 

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Some good posts from the threads:

 

 

Best Games Poster

 

 

Best Foreigner

 

aye every year you fuckin nonces

 

Most Knowledgeable Poster

 

Wait a second. Troll moved back to the UK in the summer. Having guided the US to COVID Valhalla, he thought he'd pop to the homeland and spread his expertise there too?

 

I ran some numbers and the results were shocking.

 

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Poster You'd Most Like to Meet

 

I'm surprised to be in the reckoning for this. I used to be a staple in this category but since a four day coke bender is no longer a possibility I have been mysteriously absent.

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You can think Mike clearing up again is harsh on other members. Then you remember his escapades this year and realise you really cant argue.

a gratuitous overreaction to mike's wins is kind of my thing but aye. 

 

Also thank you again Kaizero.

 

edit: concession speech:

 

 

 

 

 

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What a way to end the week. An absolute honour to pick up an award in my 1st year posting, apologies to Penn as I feel I have stolen this on a technicality. However, rest assured all those who voted for me, I’ll be doing my upmost this year to retain the title.

 

👍🦓🔜🙏🏻🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓

 

Thanks for the votes people, even though I didn't actually win anything.

 

I thought I was a shoe-in to win the "Most Knowledgeable Poster" category, but not to be (this year).

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