BlueStar Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Carry on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 I sneer derisively at people buying TP at the stores now, I'm such a bidet nonce. Had a shite at work and it was like being stranded back in time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 The effort in coming up with a title is poor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, Mike said: I sneer derisively at people buying TP at the stores now, I'm such a bidet nonce. Had a shite at work and it was like being stranded back in time. TP?! Who the fuck are you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 I still have a reserve,but the Japanese have a bidet that lovingly blows on your ring in the aftermath that I've got my eyes on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 I bet you fucking have Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: TP?! Who the fuck are you? Someone who bathes. We can't all compost on our person. Is TP not acceptable? Toilet tissue? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Just now, POOT 2.0 said: I mean...I'd not turn my nose up at that! It sounds almost romantic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Mike come on man. If it’s shortened to TP why the Sam Hill would the long form version be Toilet Tissue? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Mike said: Someone who bathes. We can't all compost on our person. Is TP not acceptable? Toilet tissue? It's more how you couldn't even be bother to type toilet paper. Like it's unworthy of your effort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Just now, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: It's more how you couldn't even be bother to type toilet paper. Like it's unworthy of your effort. Deadass above such things these days, Branks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Shays Given Tim Flowers said: Mike come on man. If it’s shortened to TP why the Sam Hill would the long form version be Toilet Tissue? I was also confused, dude. I thought maybe I said it in British by mistake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Instead of American British? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Instead of correctly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Bog roll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Mike said: I sneer derisively at people buying TP at the stores now, I'm such a bidet nonce. Had a shite at work and it was like being stranded back in time. Since I've gotten mine I've taken three shits without a bidet and they're fucking barbaric. It's literally a door that once you walk through it you never want to go back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 33 minutes ago, cubaricho said: Since I've gotten mine I've taken three shits without a bidet and they're fucking barbaric. It's literally a door that once you walk through it you never want to go back. Aye. I'm honestly only semi joking here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 4 hours ago, Mike said: I sneer derisively at people buying TP at the stores now, I'm such a bidet nonce. Had a shite at work and it was like being stranded back in time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papavasiliou Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, joeyt said: There goes my hero Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Maybe even better than the bloke who set up his own parking meter in the free car park that time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 https://www.thelocal.es/20160630/two-workers-in-spain-fired-for-not-going-to-work-in-15-years/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Quote Average civil servant working hours in Spain run from 9am to 2.30pm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Si, por favor! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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