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Just now, Mike said:

Fuck you too. Fucking lake. Didn't even finger any lasses. Would sit on a stump and read comics.

If it makes you feel any better I didn't finger any girls either, I was too busy off my head dancing naked inside Suicide Circus.

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A school trip to Prudhoe would have had the upside of fingering the local lasses and a blast on the slide at Waterworld, but the downside is there’s a rancid sewage treatment works and a massive TP factory that spews out fumes 24/7

 

 

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31 minutes ago, Mike said:

:lol: Alps, Barcelona, fucking Holland on school trips. Fucking disgrace. We went to the fucking lake a mile away and I used to count the days.

Went to Salzburg for a week to ski with the school when I was 13. Pissing myself at you daft cunts bussing it, we got a plane. :smug: 

Not rich. Just good schools. 

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Went to the best school in the world ever / gosforth, and they bussed us to a shit town near fucking Cologne. Must have been 30 hours. Stayed at a fucking woeful German B&b. 

Wasn’t all bad though. The main positives - tab machines on every corner, and shopkeeps that have nee issue selling porn and knives to 14 year olds. 

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Our bus to Holland wasn't bad. With your mates, 2 cracking teachers, the driver was a great laugh. The ferry was hilarious, everyone puking all over and a couple of other schools on board, we were like terriers, aggressive to the lads and wanting to shag the lasses (I was 12!!).

 

That basically summed up the week as we stopped in a good sized hostel with other schools. We had the advantage of not having girls with us so nothing to defend.

 

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24 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said:

Did anyone ever do a foreign exchange? Those things sounded mental.

Aye I did, to Werther in Germany (home of Werther's Originals). Gambled all the money I took on the video poker machines on the ferry (I was about 13). Had nothing left before we got to Zeebrugge.

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18 minutes ago, Ketsbaia said:

Our Germany trip was purely by bus, which took forever. 

The toilet didn't work and the girls just kept putting cheerleading films on the TV, interspersed with some ABBA from the driver.

We dreamt of a toilet on the bus, even one that didn't work. The luxury!

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14 minutes ago, Wullie said:

Aye I did, to Werther in Germany (home of Werther's Originals). Gambled all the money I took on the video poker machines on the ferry (I was about 13). Had nothing left before we got to Zeebrugge.

:lol: That's mint. 

Always thought it was a weird concept going to some random French/German household then have them visit. 

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TIL Werthers were a foreign ploy by the EU to con proud young English lads with a sweet tooth during school into submission.

17 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said:

:lol: That's mint. 

Incorrect.

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4 hours ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said:

Did anyone ever do a foreign exchange? Those things sounded mental.

I did, completely forgot.  Lad I stayed with was class, we kept skiving off school to hang out in what I later realised was a squat, and get pissed and listen to Rammstein.  Went to see Borussia Dortmund too,

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We went to Holland on a sports trip. Took the DFDS overnight ferry to Amsterdam. One lad was got tired of getting stick and tried to make his own way back from Eindhoven, at aged 14. Was missing for hours.

I remember being gutted about 'not being pulled out of the hat' for the school trip to Paris. Then it dawned on me as I noticed it was me and the rest of the kids that couldn't behave being told it was the "luck of the draw".

 

 

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Went skiing to Norway.

Fell over (was wearing ski boots) when getting my lunch in front of room of at least 100. Fell over again after getting a new tray of food. Teacher came over and thought I was doing a skit so sent me back to the hotel.

Got friendly with a girl from another school (no for real) that was also on the trip. She tried necking on with me on the bottom bunk bed but my years of playing kissy catchy meant I was able to get out of her grips.

Gave a homeless person a load of abuse from our bedroom window. About 5 mins later he comes storming in and we can hear screams at the bottom of the hallway from him kicking down the door to a room full of girls.

Brought back my Mam a nice ornament.

 

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1 minute ago, TBG said:

Went skiing to Norway.

Fell over (was wearing ski boots) when getting my lunch in front of room of at least 100. Fell over again after getting a new tray of food. Teacher came over and thought I was doing a skit so sent me back to the hotel.

Got friendly with a girl from another school (no for real) that was also on the trip. She tried necking on with me on the bottom bunk bed but my years of playing kissy catchy meant I was able to get out of her grips.

Gave a homeless person a load of abuse from our bedroom window. About 5 mins later he comes storming in and we can hear screams at the bottom of the hallway from him kicking down the door to a room full of girls.

Brought back my Mam a nice ornament.

 

:lol: :lol:

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Only international school trip I went on was to Florida/Disney World for a soccer (sic) tournament. We played teams from the States and South America (can't remember where; didn't care at the time).

It was in fucking hurricane season. Something like 2 matches out of the 6 we were supposed to play got cancelled because of storms. Also got the only yellow card of my footballing career for telling the linesman he didn't understand the offside rule 'cause he was a "fucking yank".

I also came to the realisation that I despise theme parks. Overall a really disappointing trip. 

 

 

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