Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 We call that cause and effect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Just now, Mike said: Fuck you too. Fucking lake. Didn't even finger any lasses. Would sit on a stump and read comics. If it makes you feel any better I didn't finger any girls either, I was too busy off my head dancing naked inside Suicide Circus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 (edited) A school trip to Prudhoe would have had the upside of fingering the local lasses and a blast on the slide at Waterworld, but the downside is there’s a rancid sewage treatment works and a massive TP factory that spews out fumes 24/7 Edited April 23, 2021 by bobbydazzla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, Mike said: Fuck you too. Fucking lake. Didn't even finger any lasses. Would sit on a stump and read comics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 22 minutes ago, Shays Given Tim Flowers said: We call that cause and effect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 31 minutes ago, Mike said: Alps, Barcelona, fucking Holland on school trips. Fucking disgrace. We went to the fucking lake a mile away and I used to count the days. Went to Salzburg for a week to ski with the school when I was 13. Pissing myself at you daft cunts bussing it, we got a plane. Not rich. Just good schools. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Cunt Went to the best school in the world ever / gosforth, and they bussed us to a shit town near fucking Cologne. Must have been 30 hours. Stayed at a fucking woeful German B&b. Wasn’t all bad though. The main positives - tab machines on every corner, and shopkeeps that have nee issue selling porn and knives to 14 year olds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 (edited) Wasn’t called assmannshausen by any chance? Edited April 23, 2021 by Shays Given Tim Flowers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Think you’d have to go specialist pornographer to get that sort of material and not just the local newsy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Our bus to Holland wasn't bad. With your mates, 2 cracking teachers, the driver was a great laugh. The ferry was hilarious, everyone puking all over and a couple of other schools on board, we were like terriers, aggressive to the lads and wanting to shag the lasses (I was 12!!). That basically summed up the week as we stopped in a good sized hostel with other schools. We had the advantage of not having girls with us so nothing to defend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 I reckon if I went to assmanhausen I’d have led with that like. But I went to lowly old boppard. A wee 50 minute trip down the rhein from Ass man house. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 (edited) Did anyone ever do a foreign exchange? Those things sounded mental. Edited April 23, 2021 by Super Duper Branko Strupar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Our Germany trip was purely by bus, which took forever. The toilet didn't work and the girls just kept putting cheerleading films on the TV, interspersed with some ABBA from the driver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 24 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: Did anyone ever do a foreign exchange? Those things sounded mental. Aye I did, to Werther in Germany (home of Werther's Originals). Gambled all the money I took on the video poker machines on the ferry (I was about 13). Had nothing left before we got to Zeebrugge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 18 minutes ago, Ketsbaia said: Our Germany trip was purely by bus, which took forever. The toilet didn't work and the girls just kept putting cheerleading films on the TV, interspersed with some ABBA from the driver. We dreamt of a toilet on the bus, even one that didn't work. The luxury! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 14 minutes ago, Wullie said: Aye I did, to Werther in Germany (home of Werther's Originals). Gambled all the money I took on the video poker machines on the ferry (I was about 13). Had nothing left before we got to Zeebrugge. That's mint. Always thought it was a weird concept going to some random French/German household then have them visit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 TIL Werthers were a foreign ploy by the EU to con proud young English lads with a sweet tooth during school into submission. 17 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: That's mint. Incorrect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 4 hours ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: Did anyone ever do a foreign exchange? Those things sounded mental. I did, completely forgot. Lad I stayed with was class, we kept skiving off school to hang out in what I later realised was a squat, and get pissed and listen to Rammstein. Went to see Borussia Dortmund too, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 8 hours ago, Shays Given Tim Flowers said: Wasn’t called assmannshausen by any chance? Sounds like the leader of a German incel support group. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Cannot believe I forgot about that name Our busses septic tank broke on the way back so no toilet and it fucking stank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 We went to Holland on a sports trip. Took the DFDS overnight ferry to Amsterdam. One lad was got tired of getting stick and tried to make his own way back from Eindhoven, at aged 14. Was missing for hours. I remember being gutted about 'not being pulled out of the hat' for the school trip to Paris. Then it dawned on me as I noticed it was me and the rest of the kids that couldn't behave being told it was the "luck of the draw". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Went skiing to Norway. Fell over (was wearing ski boots) when getting my lunch in front of room of at least 100. Fell over again after getting a new tray of food. Teacher came over and thought I was doing a skit so sent me back to the hotel. Got friendly with a girl from another school (no for real) that was also on the trip. She tried necking on with me on the bottom bunk bed but my years of playing kissy catchy meant I was able to get out of her grips. Gave a homeless person a load of abuse from our bedroom window. About 5 mins later he comes storming in and we can hear screams at the bottom of the hallway from him kicking down the door to a room full of girls. Brought back my Mam a nice ornament. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 minute ago, TBG said: Went skiing to Norway. Fell over (was wearing ski boots) when getting my lunch in front of room of at least 100. Fell over again after getting a new tray of food. Teacher came over and thought I was doing a skit so sent me back to the hotel. Got friendly with a girl from another school (no for real) that was also on the trip. She tried necking on with me on the bottom bunk bed but my years of playing kissy catchy meant I was able to get out of her grips. Gave a homeless person a load of abuse from our bedroom window. About 5 mins later he comes storming in and we can hear screams at the bottom of the hallway from him kicking down the door to a room full of girls. Brought back my Mam a nice ornament. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 (edited) Only international school trip I went on was to Florida/Disney World for a soccer (sic) tournament. We played teams from the States and South America (can't remember where; didn't care at the time). It was in fucking hurricane season. Something like 2 matches out of the 6 we were supposed to play got cancelled because of storms. Also got the only yellow card of my footballing career for telling the linesman he didn't understand the offside rule 'cause he was a "fucking yank". I also came to the realisation that I despise theme parks. Overall a really disappointing trip. Edited April 24, 2021 by Smal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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