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I sneer derisively at people buying TP at the stores now, I'm such a bidet nonce. Had a shite at work and it was like being stranded back in time.

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4 minutes ago, Mike said:

I sneer derisively at people buying TP at the stores now, I'm such a bidet nonce. Had a shite at work and it was like being stranded back in time.

If you don't buy TP...what do you dry with? :lol: 

Someone will be along soon to say "a fucking microwave!?" :lol: 

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1 minute ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said:

TP?! Who the fuck are you?

Someone who bathes. We can't all compost on our person.

 

:lol: Is TP not acceptable? Toilet tissue?

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Just now, Super Duper Branko Strupar said:

It's more how you couldn't even be bother to type toilet paper. Like it's unworthy of your effort. 

:lol: Deadass above such things these days, Branks.

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2 minutes ago, Shays Given Tim Flowers said:

Mike come on man. If it’s shortened to TP why the Sam Hill would the long form version be Toilet Tissue?

:lol: I was also confused, dude. I thought maybe I said it in British by mistake.

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2 hours ago, Mike said:

I sneer derisively at people buying TP at the stores now, I'm such a bidet nonce. Had a shite at work and it was like being stranded back in time.

Since I've gotten mine I've taken three shits without a bidet and they're fucking barbaric. It's literally a door that once you walk through it you never want to go back.

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33 minutes ago, cubaricho said:

Since I've gotten mine I've taken three shits without a bidet and they're fucking barbaric. It's literally a door that once you walk through it you never want to go back.

:lol: Aye. I'm honestly only semi joking here.

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