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How old are their kids ?

 

As a kid growing up in the 70s, a bath on a Sunday was the norm, a cats lick of a flannel round the face before school and a sprint through the freezing showers after PE was enough.

 

 

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7 minutes ago, madras said:

How old are ther kids ?

 

As a kid growing up in the 70s, a bath on a Sunday was the norm, a cats lick of a flannel round the face before school and a sprint through the freezing showers after PE was enough.

 

20 minutes ago, ToonArmy1892 said:

Smelly kernt

 

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I'm currently rocking a beard thats the longest its ever been grown to - maybe 2cm's or so,

 

Its got a bit a burst mattress kind of look to it as its untidy, it starts under my eyes, gray patches either side of my chin and it feels wierd when i go to sleep at night as if theres something on top of the pillow that my face is lying on.

 

Am tempted to grow it further but how do i avoid the tramp look AND the hipster twat look?

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Lazarus said:

I'm currently rocking a beard thats the longest its ever been grown to - maybe 2cm's or so,

 

Its got a bit a burst mattress kind of look to it as its untidy, it starts under my eyes, gray patches either side of my chin and it feels wierd when i go to sleep at night as if theres something on top of the pillow that my face is lying on.

 

Am tempted to grow it further but how do i avoid the tramp look AND the hipster twat look?

 

 

 

 

Do you get hairs growing up your neck, creating a duck's arse in the jawline? I do, so need to keep that trimmed.

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3 minutes ago, Lazarus said:

I'm currently rocking a beard thats the longest its ever been grown to - maybe 2cm's or so,

 

Its got a bit a burst mattress kind of look to it as its untidy, it starts under my eyes, gray patches either side of my chin and it feels wierd when i go to sleep at night as if theres something on top of the pillow that my face is lying on.

 

Am tempted to grow it further but how do i avoid the tramp look AND the hipster twat look?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Lazarus said:

I'm currently rocking a beard thats the longest its ever been grown to - maybe 2cm's or so,

 

Its got a bit a burst mattress kind of look to it as its untidy, it starts under my eyes, gray patches either side of my chin and it feels wierd when i go to sleep at night as if theres something on top of the pillow that my face is lying on.

 

Am tempted to grow it further but how do i avoid the tramp look AND the hipster twat look?

 

 

 

 


Lining the edges along your cheeks and neck goes a long way to cleaning up an unruly or patchy beard.

 

Beard balm or oil combed through once a day will soften it.

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34 minutes ago, Happinesstan said:

Do you get hairs growing up your neck, creating a duck's arse in the jawline? I do, so need to keep that trimmed.

 

On my neck they grow every which way -- straight out, up, down, left, right

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22 minutes ago, Tomato Deuce said:


Lining the edges along your cheeks and neck goes a long way to cleaning up an unruly or patchy beard.

 

Beard balm or oil combed through once a day will soften it.

 

Unruly is a good description. Its quite thick too.

 

Cant be arsed with styling it at the moment but that might change depending on trampy it gets :lol:

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8 minutes ago, Tomato Deuce said:

Gawker is back. I hope they write all the most unflattering things about Peter Thiel.

 

Layout is tryhard madness.

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