mouldy_uk Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Joey Linton said: Bruce will pop along to the home dugout to make any suggestions he can think of. Or offer the opposing manager his customary blow job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Linton Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 (edited) 20 minutes ago, TRon said: Or offer the opposing manager his customary blow job. "Well, yer nerw, nerw-one likes to lose a game of football as a manager, but if i had to choose to lose one i would want it to be here" Edited August 29, 2021 by Joey Linton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 It will be a privilege to see Ronaldo make his re-debut against us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 (edited) Can’t wait for Sky to find a loophole to reschedule this match so everyone can watch Ronaldo’s amazing debut for a super ESL team. Hopefully we get thumped and so does Bruce. Edited August 29, 2021 by Fantail Breeze Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 This has to be the easiest result in the last 10 years to predict . Wont watch or listen , we will get fucking slaughtered here . What I don’t get is £30 ticket travel and beer money when you KNOW what’s coming .We don’t even have a team that can compete with most of the league . 2-0 would satisfy the club , personally think 5-0 this one . This game can get to fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 (edited) We're gonna get embarrassed and Bruce will be laughing and joking with Ole at full time. Probably go to his office for a glass of wine and have a great night in Manchester. The squad will be told to take the bus home to Newcastle and don't worry about him, he's a room booked in Hotel Football courtesy of his mate Gary. Edited August 30, 2021 by Decky Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 6-0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 We are 16/1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 12-0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 5 hours ago, GWN said: We are 16/1 Might put it on because I hate having money. We need to think outside the box tactically, send on an u-21 to just stand in front of Ronaldo and make 'wanker' gestures the whole game until he snaps and gets sent off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 2-1. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, Froggy said: 2-1. Have a word! Hundreds of billions - nil. Brewcie will go all set up to minimise the damage and in doing so create the conditions for an utter rampant hammering. Wilson out maybe? At least one pelanty, one sending off (probably Lascelles), Ronaldo (fake one) to score, setting off wild scenes of a jizz fest in the Sky studio with Merson spluttering all over the place. What's the record score in the PL? Cos it is in danger of being beaten. Come on Manchester United...and that has stuck in my flipping throat and made me feel a little sick. Thanks Mike Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 When we've been in the pits under Bruce there's always a game where things miraculously click (or we get lucky) and pull a result out of nowhere. I always assume it's going to be the next game, but I feel like this would be a stretch. Can't see how we come away with anything but a stuffing here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 I still think we are a Wilson or ASM injury away from relegation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Ben said: I still think we are a Wilson or ASM injury away from relegation Good job we’ve got a manager in charge known for keeping players injury free. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 I can only assume this thread has been started early to wallow in self-pity for an extra week. Routine Man United win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Man Utd will cruise this game half a sleep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanegg Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Either we scrape the jammiest 1-0 win or get hammered 6-0+.. Brucey is here for the duration whatever happens. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCK Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Ronaldo triple Hattrick - a double for Man U and a sympathy one for Bruce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 7-1 to Man Utd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 We'll get annihilated and he'll come out after bloviating about Cristiano Ronaldo and what a top player he is and how Man United spent a lot of money and we cannot compete with top clubs. He'll also then make excuses for how early it is and excuse our bottom 3 position by then, by comparing us to Arsenal and saying how we are doing well by keeping up with them in the bottom three as they are a top club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Has Ole ever annihilated a team as a manager ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Not in our league so doesn’t count. Means Bruce can have a canny day out at his real club. Fat manckem cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, Ben said: Has Ole ever annihilated a team as a manager ? Didn't they stick six or seven past Tottenham last season, or season before ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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