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didn't pull this christmas eve, did get unjustly arrested though

 

merry fucking christmas and death to all coppers

 

 

actually more precisely, death to PC 969 Elliot, you officious little trainee twat

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Did you get finger printed, retinal scanned and have your DNA taken?

 

aye

 

didn't have the heart to tell them they needn't have bothered, they could of just looked up the records from the summer  :lol:

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What did you do then Invicta?

 

sod all, didn't walk away fast enough for the little twats liking

 

they would have had me in till 8 this morning had my uncle not kicked off and threatened to sue the bastards

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sod all, didn't walk away fast enough for the little twats liking

 

they would have had me in till 8 this morning had my uncle not kicked off and threatened to sue the bastards

 

aye

 

didn't have the heart to tell them they needn't have bothered, they could of just looked up the records from the summer  :lol:

What a hard bastard you are mate, move over Harry The Dog

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I can imagine Invicta is the type of person you see on these police programmes that gets arrested for just being diffilcult, police have come over for some other offence and he has decided to mouth off for no reason and gets taken to the cell  :lol:

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I can imagine Invicta is the type of person you see on these police programmes that gets arrested for just being diffilcult, police have come over for some other offence and he has decided to mouth off for no reason and gets taken to the cell :lol:

:lol:
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I can imagine Invicta is the type of person you see on these police programmes that gets arrested for just being diffilcult, police have come over for some other offence and he has decided to mouth off for no reason and gets taken to the cell :lol:

:lol:

 

With his bird running behind with one stilleto on trying to keep up screaming "What you facking doing, let him go, he ain't done naffin" attempting to keep her dress on and her postige stamp sized bag flying all over the shop.

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sod all, didn't walk away fast enough for the little twats liking

 

they would have had me in till 8 this morning had my uncle not kicked off and threatened to sue the bastards

 

aye

 

didn't have the heart to tell them they needn't have bothered, they could of just looked up the records from the summer  :lol:

What a hard bastard you are mate, move over Harry The Dog

 

In a fucking nutshell mate... :lol:

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sod all, didn't walk away fast enough for the little twats liking

 

they would have had me in till 8 this morning had my uncle not kicked off and threatened to sue the bastards

 

aye

 

didn't have the heart to tell them they needn't have bothered, they could of just looked up the records from the summer  :lol:

What a hard bastard you are mate, move over Harry The Dog

 

In a fucking nutshell mate... :lol:

 

aye regular cop killer you are like midds, i'm sure  :roll:

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sod all, didn't walk away fast enough for the little twats liking

 

they would have had me in till 8 this morning had my uncle not kicked off and threatened to sue the bastards

 

aye

 

didn't have the heart to tell them they needn't have bothered, they could of just looked up the records from the summer  :lol:

What a hard bastard you are mate, move over Harry The Dog

 

In a fucking nutshell mate... :lol:

 

aye regular cop killer you are like midds, i'm sure  :roll:

 

:lol: Whatever...

 

I spend Xmas Eve & Xmas Day with the people I care about.........you get arrested.

 

Who's the prick? You or me?

 

Oh fuck this. Not arguing with anyone at this time of year. You want an argument? - Find a mirror.  :roll: :roll:

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sod all, didn't walk away fast enough for the little twats liking

 

they would have had me in till 8 this morning had my uncle not kicked off and threatened to sue the bastards

 

aye

 

didn't have the heart to tell them they needn't have bothered, they could of just looked up the records from the summer  :lol:

What a hard bastard you are mate, move over Harry The Dog

 

In a fucking nutshell mate... :lol:

 

aye regular cop killer you are like midds, i'm sure  :roll:

 

:lol: Whatever...

 

I spend Xmas Eve & Xmas Day with the people I care about.........you get arrested.

 

Who's the prick? You or me?

 

Oh fuck this. Not arguing with anyone at this time of year. You want an argument? - Find a mirror.  :roll: :roll:

 

*looks in mirror*

 

why am I arguing with you, you handsome devil...

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I can imagine Invicta is the type of person you see on these police programmes that gets arrested for just being diffilcult, police have come over for some other offence and he has decided to mouth off for no reason and gets taken to the cell :lol:

:lol:

 

With his bird running behind with one stilleto on trying to keep up screaming "What you facking doing, let him go, he ain't done naffin" attempting to keep her dress on and her postige stamp sized bag flying all over the shop.

 

 

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