Rich Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Lads, I've cracked it (i.e. shamelessly stole something from @Infinitely Content, who stole from the Celtic fans who got far too far ahead of themselves). 🎶 He came from Bournemouth, to lead Newcastle. Oh Eddie Howe, Eddie Howe, Eddie Howe Howe Howe. 🎶 Prime for someone with actual creativity to fill in the rest, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 The only things they didn't do under Bruce were vomit on the pitch or lean on the goalpost and spark up a ciggie. In every other respect they looked like amateurs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Rich said: Lads, I've cracked it (i.e. shamelessly stole something from the Celtic fans who got far too far ahead of themselves). 🎶 He came from Bournemouth, to lead Newcastle. Oh Eddie Howe, Eddie Howe, Eddie Howe Howe Howe. 🎶 Prime for someone with actual creativity to fill in the rest, too. Sorry Rich but no mention of boot boys or removing footwear, I'm out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, 1964 said: Sorry Rich but no mention of boot boys or removing footwear, I'm out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 10 hours ago, 54 said: Because I don't want to bump the Bruce thread: 'Hmm, can I have a day off Steve? Yes you can Steve.' That's not Steve in bed with another bloke called Steve by the way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 What these thick gormless Steve twats don't realise is that when the sports scientists say the players should rest, you can still have them in studying video, talking tactics, building team spirit etc. It doesn't mean you close the fucking building four days out of seven. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Imagine having the gall to even come out and comment on the situation when you've so clearly been shown up in the space of a couple of weeks without a game even being played yet. I wish I had such little shame. Maybe I'd be able to get in to jobs I'm wildly unqualified for via the back door, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Funny how we were the only ones with sports scientists that deemed it necessary for no one to bother coming in for a couple of days every week. What an utter farce those lot were man. Criminals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Pilko said: What these thick gormless Steve twats don't realise is that when the sports scientists say the players should rest, you can still have them in studying video, talking tactics, building team spirit etc. It doesn't mean you close the fucking building four days out of seven. Exactly, this was quoted a few times when the takeover first happened Newcastle takeover 7/10/21 8/10 - day off 9/10 - day off 10/10 - day off 11/10 - training 12/10 - training 13/10 - day off 14/10 - training 15/10 - training 16/10 - day off 17/10 - game 18/10 - day off 19/10 - day off Incredible stuff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Even for 11/10, training started in the afternoon and the fat, stupid, inept cabbage head came into work at 11am. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyprickles Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 He was actively trying to get the tic tac at that point. Already had his cricket tickets booked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 He’d have still gone to the cricket even if he was still employed by us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 He's a fucking disgrace. Shearer should keep his mouth shut when it comes to him as he's losing respect of the fans talking about what a great guy he is non stop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dr Jinx said: He's a fucking disgrace. Shearer should keep his mouth shut when it comes to him as he's losing respect of the fans talking about what a great guy he is non stop. Just out of curiosity...why and how exactly are Shearer and Bruce friends? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, gjohnson said: Just out of curiosity...why and how exactly are Shearer and Bruce friends? I'd imagine Bruce buddied up to him and sucked up to him so he'd speak well of him in the media, which he hoped would give him good sway with Newcastle fans. Typical manipulative stuff he always does with the media, hence his squadron of apologist henchmen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Tindall always has an expression of "What the fuck is this shit" on his face Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Nice to have coaches who look like they have an interest in keeping in shape. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 6 hours ago, LFEE said: Bruce’s media mates still out in force this morning on the radio saying Bruce would’ve had them all peak fitness 🙂 Aye. Bloody hope we put in a class performance and come away with a resounding win on Saturday just to shut the daft twats up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpeth mag Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 18 minutes ago, gjohnson said: Just out of curiosity...why and how exactly are Shearer and Bruce friends? They are next door neighbours in Portugal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, morpeth mag said: They are next door neighbours in Portugal Christ, you'll be able to smell him over the fence sizzling in the sun. Edited November 18, 2021 by Sima Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 13 minutes ago, Magpie said: Aye. Bloody hope we put in a class performance and come away with a resounding win on Saturday just to shut the daft twats up. I'm not sure Howe will get any credit on Saturday regardless of the result, win and its new manager bounce, lose and its 'he's no better than fat lad' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankpingel Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, 1964 said: I'm not sure Howe will get any credit on Saturday regardless of the result, win and its new manager bounce, lose and its 'he's no better than fat lad' Win with some degree of style and more than 50% possession and we'll have valid responses to any doubters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 19 minutes ago, Sima said: Christ, you'll be able to smell him over the fence sizzling in the sun. How's the bacon did ya say? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 minute ago, frankpingel said: Win with some degree of style and more than 50% possession and we'll have valid responses to any doubters. That suggests that national media are, and have been using facts to judge us so far, they have just spouted the usual nonsense to justify how fickle we are and how great Bruce was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 24 minutes ago, 1964 said: I'm not sure Howe will get any credit on Saturday regardless of the result, win and its new manager bounce, lose and its 'he's no better than fat lad' But we’ll know 😏 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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