Rich Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Meanwhile, in the Bruce household, Steve has just rolled onto his back, rattled the walls with a post-kebab fart, and resumed snoring like a pig. His fourth lucid dream about bacon is about to commence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Any confirmation of the two Steves being fired into the sun? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 He brought a team with him. God knows we need it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 15 minutes ago, 54 said: Fucking hell. It feels weird to have a proper manager again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Can picture Howe having a look around the Training ground and being in the same fettle as Gordon Ramsey on Kitchen Nightmares when he’s in some rank, e-coli riddled pizza place with a 1 star hygiene rating. Can’t wait until we knock the cunt down and build something decent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Just now, Danh1 said: Can picture Howe having a look around the Training ground and being in the same fettle as Gordon Ramsey on Kitchen Nightmares when he’s in some rank, e-coli riddled pizza place with a 1 star hygiene rating. Can’t wait until we knock the cunt down and build something decent. “And over here Eddie, we have the wheelie bins. Perfect to unwind in after a hard session.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 9 hours ago, xLiaaamx said: Wouldn't even worry if he did start Hendrick as alluded to. He wouldn't use him like Dyche or Bruce. Look at what he did for Surman and Gosling, who were nowhere near PL CM's before he managed them. Interesting. I do think we need a different sort of DM to Hayden, and of our squad, Hendrick looks like the only player that may be worth trying. We don't have any alternatives for that position. The barrier is that Hendrick does not seem to have adjusted to the pressure of playing for us. He's seemed reluctant to take on any responsibility and initiative, and DM is a position that requires both. If Howe can get him into the right mindset that would be impressive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 they’ll be in for a shock when they see how shite it is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 20 minutes ago, Rich said: Meanwhile, in the Bruce household, Steve has just rolled onto his back, rattled the walls with a post-kebab fart, and resumed snoring like a pig. His fourth lucid dream about bacon is about to commence. I can laugh at this with more happiness knowing he is no longer connected to us in anyway. The fourth lucid dream about bacon seriously tickled me lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, Fantail Breeze said: Fucking hell. It feels weird to have a proper manager again. It's not that long since Rafa but feels like a lifetime since we had this level of dedication and effort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed210 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 This useless sod not won us the champions league yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 56 minutes ago, 54 said: Wonder if any of them can play in midfield Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 It's not the turning up early which is impressive, it's the leading by example. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 48 minutes ago, mattypnufc said: they’ll be in for a shock when they see how shite it is. Be in for a shock when the players don't show up as they thought it was a day off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 1 hour ago, elbee909 said: I've done an audio-fixed version of this as it was maddening that the interviewer was nigh on inaudible. I don't know what to do with this fixed version though. Don't think YouTube will let me post it due to copyright Was doing my nut in as well then noticed the subtitles popped up. saved my sanity. Why on earth they let it go out like that is beyond me? Great insight into the man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 1 hour ago, 54 said: Wowowowowoow!!!! What time was it that Bruce turned up at work? 11 was it? He didnt even turn up the day after the owners had takenover it, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Be a bit different from Bruceys warm up routine, laps of the pitch, followed by bacon sarnies, coffee and a 5 a side before lunch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggys First Goal Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 1 hour ago, 54 said: This is fucking amazing. A new era. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dan Gleebals Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Good luck Eddie Howe! At last, some professionalism, you will be respected and supported for that. Lots of work to do and it will be some achievement to whip this squad into shape and get us up the table. I don't think anyone should underestimate that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 "I remember Steve would throw the ball into the middle in training and say, ‘Let’s play’, like we were under-nines. It was crazy." Will never forget this quote about Steve Bruce training sessions. Thank fuck that shit is behind us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Just now, hakka said: "I remember Steve would throw the ball into the middle in training and say, ‘Let’s play’, like we were under-nines. It was crazy." Will never forget this quote about Steve Bruce training sessions. Thank fuck that shit is behind us. 1000 Games Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Just now, Robster said: 1000 Games It's beyond insane he's been paid millions for it as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 1 hour ago, mattypnufc said: they’ll be in for a shock when they see how shite it is. What I'm expecting next... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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