Detritus Bramble Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 4 minutes ago, ewerk said: Well this is like moving back in with the parents at the age of 45 after the wife kicks you out. At least Gemmill has had some preparation for this scenario. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detritus Bramble Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 18 minutes ago, peasepud said: "She" turned out to be a He....and no we didn't find out like that! He was trying to get punters to leave deposits for meetings. By the time we'd found out what was going on Jimbo had left a few deposits of his own 😀 Its all very hazy now but I believe we tracked him down with some interesting results. That sounds like selective haziness tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 2 hours ago, Jimbo said: I interrupted a cosmic wank to register, hope it’s worth it 😉 Jimbo Asprilla? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Don’t mention Asprilla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTT II Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 When yous leave in the morning, take your rubbish with yous aye? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 2 hours ago, Jimbo said: FFS, I’m at work lol Hew Jimbo, how's tricks chap? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 So what's the history of the forums and the forum wars, and how did NO come about? Would be interesting for the uninitiated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 5 minutes ago, HTT II said: When yous leave in the morning, take your rubbish with yous aye? We will leave it as pristine as the greens of the North East’s famous golf courses Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said: We will leave it as pristine as the greens of the North East’s famous golf courses Dunno like, I've seen Backworth golf course greens, and that's clearly the most famous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 12 minutes ago, HTT II said: When yous leave in the morning, take your rubbish with yous aye? 4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: We will leave it as pristine as the greens of the North East’s famous golf courses I’ll bag any emergency poops and bin them, unlike Renton, the absolute fucking savage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 8 minutes ago, LRD said: So what's the history of the forums and the forum wars, and how did NO come about? Would be interesting for the uninitiated. Way back in the mists of time there was a Great Forum, the forerunner of all forums, where all was good and pure. All was well, until the great Stand vs Sit To Wipe debate began, and a Rift shattered the Great Forum in to many sharts. The Sitters claimed they alone knew The Truth and The Way, The Standers couldn’t be bothered and went to look at boobs on MySpace. Eventually a peace descended and the two camps coexisted, until a little cunt called Quiff came along and threw a tantrum. If you’ve made it this far, you should know that none of the above is true, (except the bit about Quiff being a little cunt), and that Standing is The Way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 32 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Don’t mention Asprilla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Happy some of the old lot are back. Fantastic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Way back in the mists of time there was a Great Forum, the forerunner of all forums, where all was good and pure. All was well, until the great Stand vs Sit To Wipe debate began, and a Rift shattered the Great Forum in to many sharts. The Sitters claimed they alone knew The Truth and The Way, The Standers couldn’t be bothered and went to look at boobs on MySpace. Eventually a peace descended and the two camps coexisted, until a little cunt called Quiff came along and threw a tantrum. If you’ve made it this far, you should know that none of the above is true, (except the bit about Quiff being a little cunt), and that Standing is The Way. Standing is for dirty bastards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 5 minutes ago, Lazarus said: Standing is for dirty bastards Up you get then, you nipple-footed filth monger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Up you get then, you nipple-footed filth monger. Christ thats a blast from the past Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 4 hours ago, Dokko said: Wonder what the new intake numbers are like from today? @Yorkie you keeping count. 22 today. Similar to takeover day, ironically; though I'd probably define this moreso as an invasion than a takeover. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I prefer Incursion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 3 minutes ago, Lazarus said: I prefer Incursion. Is that the shite Channel 5 copy of Inception? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Anyway, I prefer to think of us as refugees. Can someone get some talentless fame-whores to record a charity single for us, preferably of a much loved classic that sounds like it’s being throat-fucked by a deaf docker? Creep would be a good one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Anyway, I prefer to think of us as refugees. Can someone get some talentless fame-whores to record a charity single for us, preferably of a much loved classic that sounds like it’s being throat-fucked by a deaf docker? Creep would be a good one. I see yous like like when the dead came back to the village in the French drama "The Returned", its a bit strange, yous aren't zombies and no one knows why ? Welcome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTT II Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 29 minutes ago, Yorkie said: 22 today. Similar to takeover day, ironically; though I'd probably define this moreso as an invasion than a takeover. More like a case or mild Covid! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahoneys Tache Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I was wondering if there was some former skunkers on here. I hope many of them DIAHF the horrible shits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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