Mike Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Hanshithispantz said: Not a specific thing said but the "it's only a game" attitude you get when someone is expecting you to do something when the match is on is proper rage inducing. I'll probably end up doing extended jail time through it. Did an airport pickup during the biggest game one of my teams has had in nearly 30 years. Genuinely still resentful about it. Got mad typing this out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 "The players just aren't passionate enough" "Why do you get so emotional over it? Its just a game." "X doesn't happen in the rugby." X can be complaining to the referee, players' reactions to tackles, how the game is refereed even though they're two completely different sports et al. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Non football following teacher during PE used to shout offside every time the ball went for a throw in. She thought it was short for “off the side” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 I read Wendyball about an hour ago and I'm still irrationally angry like, been arguing with myself in the kitchen over it It's RTG stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) Agree with loads posted so far - particularly the rugby posts. Massive inferiority complex. Biggest for me is when someone who doesn’t watch football, or irregularly watches it tries to have an in-depth conversation about it. The lasses dad hasn’t a clue. You can tell he’s read the BBC Sport gossip pages before we see him, to try and find something to talk about. ”You must be pleased that Newcastle are going to go in for Mbappe (pronounced totally wrong as Um-bapper)” Shut the fuck up man. We’ve got nowt in common and you’re boring as hell, I’m only here because your daughter plays with my willy. Edited May 23, 2022 by Fantail Breeze Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Just now, Fantail Breeze said: Agree with loads posted so far - particularly the rugby posts. Massive inferiority complex. Biggest for me is when someone who doesn’t watch football, or irregularly watches it tries to have an in-depth conversation about it. The lasses dad hasn’t a clue. You can tell he’s read the BBC Sport gossip pages before we see him, to try and find something to talk about. ”You must be pleased that Newcastle are going to go in for Mbappe (pronounced totally wrong as Um-bapper)” Shut the fuck up man. We’ve got nowt in common and your boring as hell, I’m only here because your daughter plays with my willy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 It's such a weird thing to even worry yourself about like, that the sport you watch is 'better' than another Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Hardcore rugby fans are a bit weird anyway. Like boring blokes with the boring dialled up to 11 with the occasional drinking out of each other's arse cracks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Linton Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 7 minutes ago, Fantail Breeze said: Agree with loads posted so far - particularly the rugby posts. Massive inferiority complex. Biggest for me is when someone who doesn’t watch football, or irregularly watches it tries to have an in-depth conversation about it. The lasses dad hasn’t a clue. You can tell he’s read the BBC Sport gossip pages before we see him, to try and find something to talk about. ”You must be pleased that Newcastle are going to go in for Mbappe (pronounced totally wrong as Um-bapper)” Shut the fuck up man. We’ve got nowt in common and your boring as hell, I’m only here because your daughter plays with my willy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodgate#:~:text=Bloodgate was a rugby union,as "rugby's biggest scandal". The answer to every rugby fan complaining about footballers feigning injury unlike rugby players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 I cannot not read it on a broad Yorkshire accent for some reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) "who won?" (for a league game) Edited May 23, 2022 by Inferior Acuña Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toontimes Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) When Newcastle were playing Brighton at home in the eighties a fan walking past said to me “what are they singing” (with reference to the Brighton fans). “Seagulls” I informed him. His response was “that’s shite……..that’s bird shite!” read the thread title again and realised it doesn’t really count but what the hell Edited May 23, 2022 by Toontimes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Hanshithispantz said: It's such a weird thing to even worry yourself about like, that the sport you watch is 'better' than another This from the group that stick their cocks in pints and pass em round for the bantz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Fantail Breeze said: Agree with loads posted so far - particularly the rugby posts. Massive inferiority complex. Biggest for me is when someone who doesn’t watch football, or irregularly watches it tries to have an in-depth conversation about it. The lasses dad hasn’t a clue. You can tell he’s read the BBC Sport gossip pages before we see him, to try and find something to talk about. ”You must be pleased that Newcastle are going to go in for Mbappe (pronounced totally wrong as Um-bapper)” Shut the fuck up man. We’ve got nowt in common and your boring as hell, I’m only here because your daughter plays with my willy. Almost every single football conversation I have over here tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 It's always funny how much continually exclaiming "handball" when watching rugby with an actual fan riles them up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 8 minutes ago, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said: It's always funny how much continually exclaiming "handball" when watching rugby with an actual fan riles them up. Telling cricket fans they should continue playing when it rains gets a similar reaction. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCOCOL Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Skeletor said: Hardcore rugby fans are a bit weird anyway. Like boring blokes with the boring dialled up to 11 with the occasional drinking out of each other's arse cracks. posh wankers like most of the pseudo hardcore Mackems on RTG. RGS / Kings twats Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Don't mind a bit of rugby but it's not the greatest spectacle. Not helped at all by being able to hear the ref. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Woman at work, monotonous, "its 11 men kicking a ball around, over paid bla, bla, fuck off. Every single time we footy fans talk about weekend games. She's waiting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Fantail Breeze said: ”You must be pleased that Newcastle are going to go in for Mbappe (pronounced totally wrong as Um-bapper)” Shut the fuck up man. We’ve got nowt in common and your boring as hell, I’m only here because your daughter plays with my willy. Spat me fucking drink out. Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 17 minutes ago, Yorkie said: Don't mind a bit of rugby but it's not the greatest spectacle. Not helped at all by being able to hear the ref. I don't follow rugby at all, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy a good world cup or six nations game of rugby like. It's actually a very good sport for a neutral, but their inferiority complex is off the charts. In the pub where I work, every time one of the rugby fans is in when there's football on, they have this weird urge to compare it to their sport. I doubt Darts fans constantly compare their sport to Golf, for example Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 This was more of a thing during the Ashley years but "oh, I see they're losing again. Seems like a typical weekend, why do you continue to watch them?" - my mum to my dad for nearly an entire season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 11 minutes ago, woody said: This was more of a thing during the Ashley years but "oh, I see they're losing again. Seems like a typical weekend, why do you continue to watch them?" - my mum to my dad for nearly an entire season They had a point Tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 A few years back we had a family get together at SJP for a match v Arsenal, who won 1-0. There was a spare seat going and we persuaded my sister to come along for her first ever game. On the walk to the pub afterwards, she chirped up from the back 'ah well, at least we didn't lose'. Five heads swivelled round in unison. I'm glad no fucker else heard her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Fantail Breeze said: Agree with loads posted so far - particularly the rugby posts. Massive inferiority complex. Biggest for me is when someone who doesn’t watch football, or irregularly watches it tries to have an in-depth conversation about it. The lasses dad hasn’t a clue. You can tell he’s read the BBC Sport gossip pages before we see him, to try and find something to talk about. ”You must be pleased that Newcastle are going to go in for Mbappe (pronounced totally wrong as Um-bapper)” Shut the fuck up man. We’ve got nowt in common and your boring as hell, I’m only here because your daughter plays with my willy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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