Deuce Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 I don't even know where Neil is from, just assuming he's English. This is probably a trap and he's Scandinavian too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Nah, Neil is English as a motherfucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Fuck off with that Scando bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Seriously, how are you messing up this group? Look at the fucking teams, man. I don't wanna hear it. Y'all get 4 games against Moldova and San Marino ffs. Meanwhile Montenegro are top. Montenegro would kick your ARSE (note the spelling) in fairness. Plus we're top with a win. Plus we actually beat the shit teams in our group by many goals. I can't believe I'm defending the virtues of England's national team to an American. Fuck you Mike, fuck you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Neil trying to big up Montenegro because England are shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Ya'll played six games so far. You've got 21 scored. You scored 13 of the motherfuckers vs San Marino and 5 vs Moldova. You haven't scored more than 1 goal otherwise. Get the absolute fuck outta here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Mike trying to big up Honduras because USA are shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 We're just selective with our goals btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 All three of your wins are vs Marino and Moldova and you motherfuckers turn your nose up at some Concacaf, like you'd beat Mexico. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 We would. We'd fight and win, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Mike trying to big up Honduras because USA are shit. Put two past Montenegro before you talk shit, with your hot tea sipping ass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 We would. We'd fight and win, too. Mexico would violate you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillClinton Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Most of the players on Jamaica are actually English from the championship. San Marino doesn't field a bunch of Serie B Italian players. You're right though, if we are to be taken seriously we need to stop messing around with these small countries. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Most of the players on Jamaica are actually English from the championship. San Marino doesn't field a bunch of Serie B Italian players. You're right though, if we are to be taken seriously we need to stop messing around with these small countries. You can't double park a car in San Marino because there aren't that many cars. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Mike trying to big up Honduras because USA are shit. Put two past Montenegro before you talk shit, with your hot tea sipping ass. Arse. Anyway, San Marino offered stern resistance before we fought and won. You needed Jonny Evans, or at least someone Evans, to beat Jamaica in the 90th minute. Peter Crouch scored 3 against Jamaica and did a robot dance. Case closed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Mike trying to big up Honduras because USA are shit. Alright, I'm not having this shit. If you want to get technical, all the teams in CONCACAF qualifying are ranked higher than Poland too. And it must be hard, playing on those sublime surfaces with golf-clapping European crowds. I'm surprised none of our players have been killed yet, not by fans but by sinkholes opening in the middle of the pitch. Fuck off back to Norway, Neil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Mike trying to big up Honduras because USA are shit. Alright, I'm not having this shit. If you want to get technical, all the teams in CONCACAF qualifying are ranked higher than Poland too. And it must be hard, playing on those sublime surfaces with golf-clapping European crowds. I'm surprised none of our players have been killed yet, not by fans but by sinkholes opening in the middle of the pitch. Fuck off back to Norway, Neil. With your Herring pickling arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 USA! USA! USA! http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/461/03e69bb3462f4520a47467e.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3250/windsor.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillClinton Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Fight and Win guy is growing on me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Mike trying to big up Honduras because USA are s***. Alright, I'm not having this s***. If you want to get technical, all the teams in CONCACAF qualifying are ranked higher than Poland too. And it must be hard, playing on those sublime surfaces with golf-clapping European crowds. I'm surprised none of our players have been killed yet, not by fans but by sinkholes opening in the middle of the pitch. f*** off back to Norway, Neil. YES! It angers me when Europeans try and cheapen qualifying against third world countries. Nigeria have to go through literal war zones every qualification campaign! Like the US, we're one of the biggest teams here so for all these awful countries we compete with, the home match against our team is their biggest event for two years. All of our away matches are massive events. I'd like to see Spain bring their midgets and their tiki taka nonsense to Niger or Lesotho, so they can play on a dirt field surrounded only by wild goats, rioting fans, and armed guards with highly questionable motives. Respect to the US, they know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Fuck man, we'd get annihilated trying to play through CAF qualifying. Central America is some shit, but SSA is a whole other beast. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Fight and Win guy is growing on me. He's an absolute douchebag, but he's our douchebag. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Fuck man, we'd get annihilated trying to play through CAF qualifying. Central America is some shit, but SSA is a whole other beast. I was gonna ask Neil how well England would take corners covered in piss, but then Baba was like "Goats." and I just fucked off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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