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49 minutes ago, Hank Marvin said:

 

To the tune of 'Lola' by the Kinks

 

 

 

I met him in a club goin down the pan
Where the football's rank & the owners from IRRRRRAN
AYE, ARR, AY, EN, IRRRRANNN

 

He squared up to me and he asked me to fight
I asked him his name
And in a thick scouse voice he said, GORRRRRDONNN
GEE OHH ARR DEE, OHHHHH ENN
GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN

 

WELL, HE'S NOT THE WORLDS NICEST GUY
BUT WHEN HE SPRINTS DOWN THE LINE
DEFENDERS CRY!
OH MY GORRRRRDONNN
GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN

 

WELL I'M NOT DUMB, BUT IT'S FUCKIN BIZARRE
TO SEE THE GRAND OLD TEAM, CHASINNNN HIS CAR
OH MY GORRRRRDONNN
GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN
GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN

 

GORRRRRDONNN
GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN
GUH-GUH, GUH-GUH, GORRRRRDONNN

 

Ad Infinitum, etc etc

 

[emoji38]
 

 

 

 

:lol:

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5 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said:

The quantity and quality of shops in the metrocentre probably beats most cities in the UK like [emoji38]

 

Unless we're going full anti-highstreet the metty is pretty good tbf.

 

I fucking hate it tbh. Dark, dingey and crawiing with potential mackems.

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The restaurants have always been shite though, the yellow mall is the best it's been for food. It's not dark and dingy either @TRon[emoji38] It's bright as fuck.

 

Not really my scene, it's full of CP Company/Stone Island toddlers but it's comfortably better than the majority of shopping centres down the country.

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said:

The restaurants have always been shite though, the yellow mall is the best it's been for food. It's not dark and dingy either @TRon[emoji38] It's bright as fuck.

 

Not really my scene, it's full of CP Company/Stone Island toddlers but it's comfortably better than the majority of shopping centres down the country.

 

 

 

 

I see you couldn't deny the 'crawling with potential mackems' charge though. You know it's true.

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I happen to think it's actually kind of endearing when our talented, multi-millionaire football players who are handed every imaginable luxury in life from their early twenties also happen to be sinfully ugly.

 

Makes them more relatable. Nobody has it all.

 

 

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Right, clean slate. He’s ours now; 100% support; I honestly believe that with a hard work and a lot of support he could be a real asset to the way we play. 
 

He’s a young lad, supports a team in absolute turmoil where he and his family have suffered disgusting shit.

 

He clearly cares about his football, unleash his potential. I reckon he’s got a point to prove.

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If they suffer from body dysmorphia, no amount of luxury can truly make up for it. A guy I know was an Abercrombie and Fitch model and a co-star on Modern Family, but he still tried to off himself a number of times over his appearance. And he didn't exactly get the insults body shaming thrown at him on this level. The few he did caused him to go into a tailspin.

 

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