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Naffest song of all time?


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Speaking of Mrs Lopez, I have a theory that she isn't even a Latino or from the Bronx, her real name is probably Jeniffer Simpson from California, an all American girl. I think she's a fake Latino from the 'hood who took on the persona for street cred. I ain't bying your shit Mrs Simpson. Nice arse though.

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[lyrical genius]

- Hi Barbie!

- Hi Ken!

- You wanna go for a ride?

- Sure, Ken!

- Jump in!

- Ha ha ha ha!

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

 

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

 

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world

Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie

You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain

Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

 

You can touch, you can play

You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

 

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

 

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again

Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

 

You can touch, you can play

You can say I'm always yours

You can touch, you can play

You can say I'm always yours

 

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

 

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

 

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!

- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!

- Oh, I love you Ken!

[/lyrical genius]

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To be naff shouldn't a song be sung earnestly?  Aqua were having a laugh and wouldn't claim the song was of any great import.

 

The Lady in Red, Candle in the Wind, Songbird, I Just Called (to say I love you), The War Song....

 

They're what I would call NAFF.

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I like J to the ell O myself.

 

Naffest song ever?  Probably Songbird. Jesus> :'(

 

:lol:

 

Gerraway!

 

Haway man, it's embarrasing!  At least I think it's that, might be Little James.  The one that goes...

 

You make a lot of noise

playing with your little toys.

 

Christ, I'm embarrassed for the bloke  :-[

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I like J to the ell O myself.

 

Naffest song ever?  Probably Songbird. Jesus> :'(

 

:lol:

 

Gerraway!

 

Haway man, it's embarrasing!  At least I think it's that, might be Little James.  The one that goes...

 

You make a lot of noise

playing with your little toys.

 

Christ, I'm embarrassed for the bloke  :-[

 

LITTLE JAMES LYRICS

 

 

Little James, We're all the same

They always seem to look to us

But we weren't meant to be grown ups

Thank you for your smile

You make it all worthwhile to us

 

YOu live for your toys, even though they make noise

Have you ever played with plastercine

Or even tried a trampline  :2funny:

Thank you for your smile

You make it all worthwhile to us

 

I'm singing this song for you and your mum that's all

'Cos it wont be long before everyone is gone

 

Sailed out to sea, your mum you and me

You swam the ocean like a child

Life around us was so wild :lol:

Thank you for your smile

You make it all worth while to us

 

I'm singing this song for you and your mum that's all

And it won't be long before everyone is gone

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