Tom_NUFC Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Anything like this happened to anyone? I've just been caught. I bought some Lychee flavoured Rubicon (pop) earlier, and have just been sat here (in my attic) drinking some. Only I didn't like it, so I decided just to open the window and poured it out on the roof. I then noticed the bloke in the flat opposite looking out his window, and he's just watched me tipping a glass of something urine-coloured onto my roof. He waved at me and then made a tipping a glass gesture. He thinks I've hoyed a glass of piss out my window! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Anyone else imagined a naughty boy hundled up in the corner of his loft sneakily drinking a can of Rubicon? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Anyone else imagined a naughty boy hundled up in the corner of his loft sneakily drinking a can of Rubicon? That's exactly it! I'm drinking Irn Bru now though - mainly to get rid of the taste of Lychee Rubicon. Mind you Irn Bru could be mistaken for piss as well like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I'm drinking Irn Bru now though - mainly to get rid of the taste of Lychee Rubicon. Mind you Irn Bru could be mistaken for piss as well like. horrible stuff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Nowt wrong with Irn Bru Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Nowt wrong with Irn Bru takes like smoggy water Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 blasphemy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 smoggy water + not much fizz + cleaning chemicals + orange colour + rust = irn bru Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 oh aye, it'll be rammed with E-numbers like, but it's still nice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 oh aye, it'll be rammed with E-numbers like, but it's still nice liar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I got an Irn Bru shot today as part of my pack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 A few years ago on new years eve my cousin asked me to give a bird my phone number cos he didnt have his on him (and i didnt have his number either), so that she could text me and i would text her his. fuck knows why he didnt ask me to take her number but anyway, after feelin in a position to say yes and reluctantly agreeing, as i was puttin my number in this birds phone, my then girlfriend walked up behind me and saw me puttin my number in a girls phone! what a new year that was!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I got an Irn Bru shot today as part of my pack so you've got 9 decent ones? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 A few years ago on new years eve my cousin asked me to give a bird my phone number cos he didnt have his on him (and i didnt have his number either), so that she could text me and i would text her his. fuck knows why he didnt ask me to take her number but anyway, after feelin in a position to say yes and reluctantly agreeing, as i was puttin my number in this birds phone, my then girlfriend walked up behind me and saw me puttin my number in a girls phone! what a new year that was!!! Unlike a woman to assume the worst... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I got an Irn Bru shot today as part of my pack so you've got 9 decent ones? One is butterscotch so make it 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 A few years ago on new years eve my cousin asked me to give a bird my phone number cos he didnt have his on him (and i didnt have his number either), so that she could text me and i would text her his. f*** knows why he didnt ask me to take her number but anyway, after feelin in a position to say yes and reluctantly agreeing, as i was puttin my number in this birds phone, my then girlfriend walked up behind me and saw me puttin my number in a girls phone! what a new year that was!!! Unlike a woman to assume the worst... i know, odd that aint it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Irn Bru is lush...FACT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Diet Irn Bru is lusher. FACT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Lychee flavoured Rubicon? It sounds that pompous i think i'd rather admit to pissing out the window. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Lychee flavoured Rubicon? It sounds that pompous i think i'd rather admit to pissing out the window. It's just pop! But rotten stuff. I've had some of the other flavours - Passionfruit, Guava and Guanabana, and they're all quality, but the Lychee is fucking foul - probably tastes worst than piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Lychee flavoured Rubicon? It sounds that pompous i think i'd rather admit to pissing out the window. It's just pop! But rotten stuff. I've had some of the other flavours - Passionfruit, Guava and Guanabana, and they're all quality, but the Lychee is fucking foul - probably tastes worst than piss. What the fuk is Lychee anyway? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Bee Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 A Lychee is slightly larger than a grape, with a hard purple outer shell. The insides resemble the white of an eyeball. It has a distinctive aromatic flavour and the texture of a grape. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 A Lychee is slightly larger than a grape, with a hard purple outer shell. The insides resemble the white of an eyeball. It has a distinctive aromatic flavour and the texture of a grape. ...and eating one makes you feel like you're doing the food challenge on "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here". Like eating a kangaroo's testicle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Once got caught havng a wank and made out it was something else... if that counts.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Once got caught havng a wank and made out it was something else... if that counts.. What did you say it was? Bad case of indigestion? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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