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Watching porn lesson 1: Watch your volume (SFW)


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fact--if you are watching tv late at night you turn it down to a suitable level,however if you are watching porn you turn it down to the point that even you can barely hear it 3ft away.....conclusion..porn is loud

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I have obtained a transcript from the police:

 

*  Man kicks on door *

 

"Open up you bastard or I'm coming in there.  I've got a fucking sword all right?"

 

* More kicking.  Door flies off hinges *

 

"All right you cunt.  What have you done with her?!  Come on let's have it!"

 

* Man runs around apartment *

 

"Look mate I'm sorry, I heard screams right, I live in the flat below.  If I'd known you were watching Assmaster II....which is a classic of its time in my opinion .  Anyway I can see I've caught you at an awkward moment, I'll see meself out OK?"

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Headphones... most TV's have a jack for 'em. Saves all kinds of problems arising from thin walls.

also means you can't hear someone enter the room ,however like the idea of "jack in to jack off"

 

Ah, yes. Well, headphones AND door locks, then... unless you enjoy that kind of surprise

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