BlueStar Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17261433/ OCONOMOWOC, Wis. - A man said he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching. Whoops. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 OCONOMOWOC is full of wankers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwillie Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 OCONOMOWOC is full of wankers. Fact. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 ROFL :lol: :lol: he busts in with a SWORD :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shido Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 He could get 33 months in jail?!!! ;D that is too funny for words... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 ROFL :lol: :lol: he busts in with a SWORD :lol: Was it a pork sword he was brandishing though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 fact--if you are watching tv late at night you turn it down to a suitable level,however if you are watching porn you turn it down to the point that even you can barely hear it 3ft away.....conclusion..porn is loud Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeToon Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Headphones... most TV's have a jack for 'em. Saves all kinds of problems arising from thin walls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ridzuan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Stupid guy.I admire his courage but it was stupid to say the least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Headphones... most TV's have a jack for 'em. Saves all kinds of problems arising from thin walls. also means you can't hear someone enter the room ,however like the idea of "jack in to jack off" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I have obtained a transcript from the police: * Man kicks on door * "Open up you bastard or I'm coming in there. I've got a fucking sword all right?" * More kicking. Door flies off hinges * "All right you cunt. What have you done with her?! Come on let's have it!" * Man runs around apartment * "Look mate I'm sorry, I heard screams right, I live in the flat below. If I'd known you were watching Assmaster II....which is a classic of its time in my opinion . Anyway I can see I've caught you at an awkward moment, I'll see meself out OK?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeToon Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Headphones... most TV's have a jack for 'em. Saves all kinds of problems arising from thin walls. also means you can't hear someone enter the room ,however like the idea of "jack in to jack off" Ah, yes. Well, headphones AND door locks, then... unless you enjoy that kind of surprise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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