Guest Snow_Bunny Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 whats up with the chronicle the day? been trying to get it since 2:30pm and its not out in any of the shops. Aren't they doing one the night? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 No offence, but anyone that reads the Chronicle is a simpleton. Anyone who repeatedly goes to the shop for one.....well I don't even have a word for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snow_Bunny Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 No offence, but anyone that reads the Chronicle is a simpleton. Anyone who repeatedly goes to the shop for one.....well I don't even have a word for that. oi! The evening chronicle is the paper of the north east and I like to read it. I haven't been back and forwards to one shop for it, I have been out and about shopping and have looked in a couple of shops. anyone with a strange looking robot with a charva's hat on as their avatar has to be some sort of idiot as well tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Did you send this poem into the reader's poems section? I shit you not btw, someone has taken the time to write this and submit it. My Chronicle How I look forward To my Chronicle every evening After a day doing this and that And the other To sit with a coffee Feet up, read my paper Cover to cover It keeps me up to date With all the local news and sport The letters, poems, crosswords I love to read and do The best places to go and eat It also tells you There are competitions galore Who could ask for more? Oh what bliss Reading my Chronicle is something I wouldn't miss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 That was my best work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snow_Bunny Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i don't read that heap of shit that is the poem section where old biddies write bollocks about their cats and grandkids. I buy the paper for the news. Sounds like you are used to writing poems though, are you sure one of yours isnt in the paper? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I can't get over it. It's just a paragraph of mundane shit split onto different lines. I recommend looking at the Reader's Poems section from time to time though - if you're ever having a bad day, it lets you know that there are others less fortunate than yourself. Like Mr. G Snowdon from Wallsend who penned the following poem. I give you "A Pensioner's Punch-up": Two pensioners were having a row About the place that they were born It wasn't really a punch-up More like Zimmer frames at dawn. They waved their arms at each other Then one of them began to cough The other one went to help him And both of them started to laugh. They shook hands and walked away together Happy friends, for everyone to see If only everyone could be like that What a wonderful world this would be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i don't read that heap of shit that is the poem section where old biddies write bollocks about their cats and grandkids. I buy the paper for the news. Sounds like you are used to writing poems though, are you sure one of yours isnt in the paper? Snow Bunny dearest, you buy and read the Chronicle every day. I have the upper hand here by default, and don't you forget it! Another one: Caught the bus to town today Saw some good things on the way A boy in a buggy with his mum On a seat with her chum Lads were going to the match I fancied one, looked quite a catch I gazed around at peoples faces Were they travelling to different places? Also I was trying to gauge The passengers, height, weight and age Maybe they will buy new shoes Help to `chase the winter blues' As for me I will be popping In and out to do some shopping What the fuck is a 4 year old doing getting the bus into town by themself? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Me fathers got his delivered. Fucking shite anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snow_Bunny Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I can't get over it. It's just a paragraph of mundane shit split onto different lines. I recommend looking at the Reader's Poems section from time to time though - if you're ever having a bad day, it lets you know that there are others less fortunate than yourself. Like Mr. G Snowdon from Wallsend who penned the following poem. I give you "A Pensioner's Punch-up": Two pensioners were having a row About the place that they were born It wasn't really a punch-up More like Zimmer frames at dawn. They waved their arms at each other Then one of them began to cough The other one went to help him And both of them started to laugh. They shook hands and walked away together Happy friends, for everyone to see If only everyone could be like that What a wonderful world this would be. mackems.gif thanks for pointing this shit out. I will be sure to have a look when i want to have a laugh or something to that effect. You don't cut the poem section out of the paper and keep it in a scrap book do you? you seem to have plenty of them to hand ....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Must confess I purhcase the old Ronnie Gill every Monday and the odd day here and there for a number of reasons. Digesting reports of where the latest paedophile or murderer has been relocated or re-housed is important coz if the f*ckers are anywhere near my wife or little 'un I'd like to know which house to burn down with the c*nt still in it. Tomorrows horse racing declarations are equally important of course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 mackems.gif thanks for pointing this shit out. I will be sure to have a look when i want to have a laugh or something to that effect. You don't cut the poem section out of the paper and keep it in a scrap book do you? you seem to have plenty of them to hand ....... They're available online, daft lass. There's some fucking shockers in there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snow_Bunny Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 mackems.gif thanks for pointing this shit out. I will be sure to have a look when i want to have a laugh or something to that effect. You don't cut the poem section out of the paper and keep it in a scrap book do you? you seem to have plenty of them to hand ....... They're available online, daft lass. There's some fucking shockers in there. didn't know this little known fact. Thanks for fillling me in on today's useless tip Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Don't mention it. By the sounds of things your boyfriend will be filling you in with his useless tip later, so this is only the start of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snow_Bunny Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Don't mention it. By the sounds of things your boyfriend will be filling you in with his useless tip later, so this is only the start of it. you are a cheeky bastard but i like you I am not seeing my boyfriend tonight, i need a break from the knacker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Don't mention it. By the sounds of things your boyfriend will be filling you in with his useless tip later, so this is only the start of it. you are a cheeky bastard but i like you I am not seeing my boyfriend tonight, i need a break from the knacker Blatant come on... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Don't mention it. By the sounds of things your boyfriend will be filling you in with his useless tip later, so this is only the start of it. you are a cheeky bastard but i like you I am not seeing my boyfriend tonight, i need a break from the knacker Blatant come on... Who can blame the lass? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snow_Bunny Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Don't mention it. By the sounds of things your boyfriend will be filling you in with his useless tip later, so this is only the start of it. you are a cheeky bastard but i like you I am not seeing my boyfriend tonight, i need a break from the knacker Blatant come on... you are welcome to come over if you want, I will be bored on my lonesome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Didn't know they stocked it in London... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snow_Bunny Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Don't mention it. By the sounds of things your boyfriend will be filling you in with his useless tip later, so this is only the start of it. you are a cheeky bastard but i like you I am not seeing my boyfriend tonight, i need a break from the knacker Blatant come on... Who can blame the lass? not me. i like a man who can make me laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Don't mention it. By the sounds of things your boyfriend will be filling you in with his useless tip later, so this is only the start of it. you are a cheeky bastard but i like you I am not seeing my boyfriend tonight, i need a break from the knacker Blatant come on... you are welcome to come over if you want, I will be bored on my lonesome I feel soo sorry for your fella Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snow_Bunny Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Didn't know they stocked it in London... they don't. Its a north east paper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Didn't know they stocked it in London... they don't. Its a north east paper Didn't think you were based in the North East you see... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snow_Bunny Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Don't mention it. By the sounds of things your boyfriend will be filling you in with his useless tip later, so this is only the start of it. you are a cheeky bastard but i like you I am not seeing my boyfriend tonight, i need a break from the knacker Blatant come on... you are welcome to come over if you want, I will be bored on my lonesome I feel soo sorry for your fella You wouldn't if it was you coming over tonight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 hussy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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