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Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £2000

 

 

I'm sure you can do worse!  >:D

 

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Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 74 Potential fine: £9500

 

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In the clear

 

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0

 

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

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EH! how is mine so bad!!!!

 

 

Criminal

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 112 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

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In the clear

 

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £0

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Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

 

 

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Scoundrel

 

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 28 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

 

:undecided:

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Risky

 

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 31 Potential fine: £2000

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Criminal

 

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

 

There was only a couple that I could say no to!!  :blush:

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EH! how is mine so bad!!!!

 

 

Criminal

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 112 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

 

I thought mine was bad! You must have answered nearly all the questions wrong (if you get what i mean!)

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EH! how is mine so bad!!!!

 

 

Criminal

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 112 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

 

I thought mine was bad! You must have answered nearly all the questions wrong (if you get what i mean!)

 

Yeah i have done nearly all of the things, only been arrested once though

:undecided:

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Can someone tell me why eating a mince pie on Christmas day is dodgy? :undecided:

 

Just had a quick look and something to do with when The Puritans took over the country Cromwell banned all Christmas Festivities.

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EH! how is mine so bad!!!!

 

 

Criminal

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 112 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

 

I thought mine was bad! You must have answered nearly all the questions wrong (if you get what i mean!)

 

Yeah i have done nearly all of the things, only been arrested once though

:undecided:

 

Have you been paid for sex?  ^-^

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