Little Johnnie

[Nobby]

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately,

the baby was born without ears.

 

 

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital

Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their

house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained

that the baby had no ears

 

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned

anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he

would get the smacking of his life when they came back home

 

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

 

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a

beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie."

 

Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a

cute

little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

 

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he

will have 20/20 vision."

 

"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be fucked if he needed

glasses.