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Guest Snoopy

Caught by not washing your hands after being outside amongst the population, after touching things which they have touched, like supermarket trolley's and door handles etc, then putting your fingers in your mouth without washing them first. :)

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Just followed through this morning whilst watching My name is Earl, nothing to do with Illness though, due to the amount of snakebite i consumed last night.

 

 

what screwed up life do you lead if my name is earl is on in your morning?

 

I have a thing called a DVD player, have you heard of them? means you can watch whatever you want when you want.

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Caught by not washing your hands after being outside amongst the population, after touching things which they have touched, like supermarket trolley's and door handles etc, then putting your fingers in your mouth without washing them first. :)

 

so directly or inderectly, its caught by playing with peoples poo? ;)

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it's embarrassing phoning the home insurance company the day after you get caught short on the way to the toilet.

 

"I've had an accident, and my bathroom carpet's ruined"

"ok sir, what was the cause of this?"

"I shit myself"

 

 

got the carpet though  bluebiggrin.gif

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this is becoming almost an epidemic in this area according to the doctors.  This household has been through 19 bog rolls in the last 3 days

 

You're not wrong. I know several people who've come down with it.

I've avoided it myself........so far.

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Guest sunderlandsuck

can i catch it 2ce? 

 

and how long did it last? mine lasted a few hours , roughly from 9:30  - bout 5:30 this mornin

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hey, we should really have a 'newcastle - online gold' section to the forum.... :tongue3:

 

I think it would be better being named "Newcastle Online Brown", for threads such as these.

 

Anyway I'm much better now, and am shitting properly  bluebiggrin.gif.  You don't realise how much you miss shitting properly, till it's taken away from you.

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I think it would be better being named "Newcastle Online Brown", for threads such as these.

 

Anyway I'm much better now, and am shitting properly bluebiggrin.gif. You don't realise how much you miss shitting properly, till it's taken away from you.

And to celebrate Stevie being able to manage to get a "proper" shite, the drinks are on him! :D

Cheers! bluelaugh.gif  :occasion14:

 

Glad you are feeling better now anyway :)

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whats worse is when your leaning over the toilet being sick and then it starts coming out the other end, or vise versa!

:laughing4: snigger.gif  crylaughin.gif What a horrible thought!

 

Hope you are not speaking from experience! Should have tried putting a plug in it like this > nurse1.gif

:lol:

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happenned to my mum, in a toilet at central station. I got a phone call askin if i could go and get her with a change of clothes!

Blimey your poor mum! ohmy.gif

Of course its just the luck of the draw that it would happen outside. In public. Couldn't have happened in her own house where it would have been less embarrassing.  shy.gif

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i had it a few days ago and i couldnt keep it in then , i cant get it out now

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What a wonderful thread. Just remember not to read it when you are eating :D

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