Chrissy Bee Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 OK, so you've warned us. How can we avoid it? I guess it's caught by playing with other people's poo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Caught by not washing your hands after being outside amongst the population, after touching things which they have touched, like supermarket trolley's and door handles etc, then putting your fingers in your mouth without washing them first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE6 Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Just followed through this morning whilst watching My name is Earl, nothing to do with Illness though, due to the amount of snakebite i consumed last night. what screwed up life do you lead if my name is earl is on in your morning? I have a thing called a DVD player, have you heard of them? means you can watch whatever you want when you want. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Caught by not washing your hands after being outside amongst the population, after touching things which they have touched, like supermarket trolley's and door handles etc, then putting your fingers in your mouth without washing them first. so directly or inderectly, its caught by playing with peoples poo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 hey, we should really have a 'newcastle - online gold' section to the forum.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest billybucknuts Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 it's embarrassing phoning the home insurance company the day after you get caught short on the way to the toilet. "I've had an accident, and my bathroom carpet's ruined" "ok sir, what was the cause of this?" "I shit myself" got the carpet though bluebiggrin.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 This is a class thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 this is becoming almost an epidemic in this area according to the doctors. This household has been through 19 bog rolls in the last 3 days You're not wrong. I know several people who've come down with it. I've avoided it myself........so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sunderlandsuck Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 can i catch it 2ce? and how long did it last? mine lasted a few hours , roughly from 9:30 - bout 5:30 this mornin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 I can't sleep properly or **** all, looking at this monitor hurts me eyes, and I'm gonna try and rest all day today. Here we go I need another shite brb. **** sake. can't fart with confidence I'm almost wetting myself with laughter!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 hey, we should really have a 'newcastle - online gold' section to the forum.... I think it would be better being named "Newcastle Online Brown", for threads such as these. Anyway I'm much better now, and am shitting properly bluebiggrin.gif. You don't realise how much you miss shitting properly, till it's taken away from you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I think it would be better being named "Newcastle Online Brown", for threads such as these. Anyway I'm much better now, and am shitting properly bluebiggrin.gif. You don't realise how much you miss shitting properly, till it's taken away from you. And to celebrate Stevie being able to manage to get a "proper" shite, the drinks are on him! Cheers! Glad you are feeling better now anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 ...the Aristocrats! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MagicNumber9 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Been bad myself mate, http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,16992.0.html think youve had the runs worse than me, ive been sick a lot more than i have been to the toilet! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iklgizmo Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 whats worse is when your leaning over the toilet being sick and then it starts coming out the other end, or vise versa! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 whats worse is when your leaning over the toilet being sick and then it starts coming out the other end, or vise versa! crylaughin.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 whats worse is when your leaning over the toilet being sick and then it starts coming out the other end, or vise versa! :laughing4: snigger.gif crylaughin.gif What a horrible thought! Hope you are not speaking from experience! Should have tried putting a plug in it like this > nurse1.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iklgizmo Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 happenned to my mum, in a toilet at central station. I got a phone call askin if i could go and get her with a change of clothes! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 happenned to my mum, in a toilet at central station. I got a phone call askin if i could go and get her with a change of clothes! Blimey your poor mum! ohmy.gif Of course its just the luck of the draw that it would happen outside. In public. Couldn't have happened in her own house where it would have been less embarrassing. shy.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sunderlandsuck Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 i had it a few days ago and i couldnt keep it in then , i cant get it out now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Southern Geordie Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I had it the other day.. But I'm blaming the stellas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 i had it a few days ago and i couldnt keep it in then , i cant get it out now poo.gif What a wonderful thread. Just remember not to read it when you are eating Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 How have I never seen this thread before?! :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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