GM Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Is it wrong? I only ask as I am 98% certain that a man on the bus sitting two rows behind me earlier on today was having a fly one off the wrist whilst apparently "reading" a newspaper. Either that or he had Parkinson's Disease. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Invicta you have a lot to answer for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 back of your neck sticky? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Invicta you have a lot to answer for. I thought this man didnt mix with the peasants on public transport, or is that gemma? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 You must have eyes in the back of your head GM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 You must have eyes in the back of your head GM. Either that, or I was staring at the CCTV screen in front of me. That's why I'm only 98% sure. I was hardly about to turn round and gawp at the freak, or perhaps you would have done that and said" Excuse me sir, are you wanking or do you have really bad Parkinsons?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Invicta you have a lot to answer for. I thought this man didnt mix with the peasants on public transport, or is that gemma? I tend to try and travel by taxi if I'm not taking my car. Fucking office cutbacks. > Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 He might have been smuggling a restless puppy onto the bus/metro. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 He might have been smuggling a restless puppy onto the bus/metro. Something like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 You must have eyes in the back of your head GM. Either that, or I was staring at the CCTV screen in front of me. That's why I'm only 98% sure. I was hardly about to turn round and gawp at the freak, or perhaps you would have done that and said" Excuse me sir, are you wanking or do you have really bad Parkinsons?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Was he reading the Chron.?He may have been attacking Anal with his beef bayonette. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 I've seen it happen - there are a lot of pervs in the world. Although to be fair the incident I saw concerned a perpetrator who clearly had Downs Syndrome. This Downs Symdrome man saw a lady in business attire get on the train with two men (also wearing standard dark business suits). After her group sat down across the aisle from him, he pointed at her and said loudly "PRETTY LADY! PRETTY LAAAADY!" - she and the two blokes tried to ignore him. He then started mumbling to himself and crammed his hand down his pants and started to have a wank right then and there moaning loudly. Shocking, embarassing and funny as f*ck all at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knightrider Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 I've seen it done in a Zoo before, big hairy bastard in view of everyone anarl. Dirty bastards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 That would have been the wife,sorry Coach. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 That would have been the wife,sorry Coach. Buh dum tsh. Nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 You must have eyes in the back of your head GM. " Excuse me sir, are you wanking or do you have really bad Parkinsons?" mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 That would have been the wife,sorry Coach. I'll send her the link. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 > I can't believe the narrow mindedness of the majority of people on this forum. At the end of the day why can't a fella pull his 'chap' out or weapon (or whatever you wanna call it) and thrash the f*ck out of it even if he is on public transport? Seems fine to me just as long as he doesn't jizz on the back of me suit jacket or explode ower me pants. Define the boundaries before hand and it's not a problem, for example if a chap is pulling the head off his old man then approach him and warn him that his jizz must not come in direct contact with you or within say a 5 meter radius of you. Reason with him. Compromise with him. Find common ground. Then, mark my words, you'll be off to work yourself, finding yourself sitting next to this guy, bashing your bishops together and exchanging jizz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 > I can't believe the narrow mindedness of the majority of people on this forum. At the end of the day why can't a fella pull his 'chap' out or weapon (or whatever you wanna call it) and thrash the f*ck out of it even if he is on public transport? Seems fine to me just as long as he doesn't jizz on the back of me suit jacket or explode ower me pants. Define the boundaries before hand and it's not a problem, for example if a chap is pulling the head off his old man then approach him and warn him that his jizz must not come in direct contact with you or within say a 5 meter radius of you. Reason with him. Compromise with him. Find common ground. Then, mark my words, you'll be off to work yourself, finding yourself sitting next to this guy, bashing your bishops together and exchanging jizz. Finally, the voice of reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 > I can't believe the narrow mindedness of the majority of people on this forum. At the end of the day why can't a fella pull his 'chap' out or weapon (or whatever you wanna call it) and thrash the f*ck out of it even if he is on public transport? Seems fine to me just as long as he doesn't jizz on the back of me suit jacket or explode ower me pants. Define the boundaries before hand and it's not a problem, for example if a chap is pulling the head off his old man then approach him and warn him that his jizz must not come in direct contact with you or within say a 5 meter radius of you. Reason with him. Compromise with him. Find common ground. Then, mark my words, you'll be off to work yourself, finding yourself sitting next to this guy, bashing your bishops together and exchanging jizz. Bravo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 > I can't believe the narrow mindedness of the majority of people on this forum. At the end of the day why can't a fella pull his 'chap' out or weapon (or whatever you wanna call it) and thrash the f*ck out of it even if he is on public transport? Seems fine to me just as long as he doesn't jizz on the back of me suit jacket or explode ower me pants. Define the boundaries before hand and it's not a problem, for example if a chap is pulling the head off his old man then approach him and warn him that his jizz must not come in direct contact with you or within say a 5 meter radius of you. Reason with him. Compromise with him. Find common ground. Then, mark my words, you'll be off to work yourself, finding yourself sitting next to this guy, bashing your bishops together and exchanging jizz. just lead to showoffism, those with 10ins will be schlocking them all over the place making the rest of us feel inferior .it's bad enough for the "shypissers",at least they only have bother in the bogs without it being very public on a bus etc. ps..had to edit this quote....the original stated "showoffism,those with 6ins will be....." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 A "mate" of mine masturbated on the train when we where 12/13. Infact I should remove the " " we where good mates but every now and again he'd do something like this. To this day I still believe he took some kind of virginity away from me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Could be done for "outraging public decency". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 I've seen it done in a Zoo before, big hairy bastard in view of everyone anarl. Dirty bastards. 2J Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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