Guest Geordiecunny Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Since all other discussions in this non-NUFC related area excite my interest I thought it might be a laugh to open a discussion on sex tips, something we can all enjoy, if I'm allowed. Add away. Hope this sites not run by right wing evangelist christians and I don't get a ban like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Bee Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Apparently girls really like it if you slap their fanny with your hand. Also popular is shaking your head side to side while performing cunnilingus until your head hurts, and blowing into it can't hurt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 it's not a toy ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bobbyshinton Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 blueeek.gif bluecool.gif thread of the year? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellious Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Apparently girls really like it if you slap their fanny with your hand. Also popular is shaking your head side to side while performing cunnilingus until your head hurts, and blowing into it can't hurt! Yeah they do Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiecunny Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Apparently girls really like it if you slap their fanny with your hand. Also popular is shaking your head side to side while performing cunnilingus until your head hurts, and blowing into it can't hurt! Slapping it can hurt though! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Bee Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Apparently girls really like it if you slap their fanny with your hand. Also popular is shaking your head side to side while performing cunnilingus until your head hurts, and blowing into it can't hurt! Slapping it can hurt though! Just lightly, they go crazy for that shit. Probably. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiecunny Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Apparently girls really like it if you slap their fanny with your hand. Also popular is shaking your head side to side while performing cunnilingus until your head hurts, and blowing into it can't hurt! Slapping it can hurt though! Just lightly, they go crazy for that shit. Probably. I'll give it a go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellious Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 My friend just found this link http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7468128646010410474&q=how+to+get+anal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 The old Rodeo Sex is quite nifty Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiecunny Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 The old Rodeo Sex is quite nifty Cow boy hat optional? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 My friend just found this link http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7468128646010410474&q=how+to+get+anal bluelaugh.gif love the 3rd reason... and so true. The old Rodeo Sex is quite nifty Cow boy hat optional? yes, but a great option indeed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bobbyshinton Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 How do I get woor lass screaming when having a love in? . . . . . . . . wipe it on the curtains when yI have finished, she gans mad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiecunny Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7468128646010410474&q=how+to+get+anal bluelaugh.gif love the 3rd reason... and so true. Im with you on that one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiecunny Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Doing it while listening to There is a light that never goes out by the Smiths can prolong the experience. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 My friend just found this link http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7468128646010410474&q=how+to+get+anal So non-consentual sex is the answer? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 aye, the slapping the fanny shit works a treat! also, try 'the bucking bronco', hang out of the back of your lass, call out another lass's name and see how long you can stay on! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE6 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 When plating her do it from the top, 69 style, it's a lot more comfortable and doesn't hurt that little banjo string underneath your tongue as much, meaning you don't suffer the next day. Top tip lads, try it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 If someone could find a way to make semen taste of chocolate, wu'd aal be quids in bluebiggrin.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 also, try 'the bucking bronco', hang out of the back of your lass, call out another lass's name and see how long you can stay on! :lol: Made me laugh uncontrollably that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 "'the bucking bronco', hang out of the back of your lass, call out another lass's name and see how long you can stay on!" You can achieve championship status and experience if you say, "Your sister's much better at this" Start the clock.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 aye, the slapping the fanny shit works a treat! also, try 'the bucking bronco', hang out of the back of your lass, call out another lass's name and see how long you can stay on! Rodeo Sex :wink: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Put it in the right hole. She tends to appreciate it more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Put it in the right hole. She tends to appreciate it more. Then we'd be just giving them what they want :wink: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Put it in the right hole. She tends to appreciate it more. Then we'd be just giving them what they want :wink: Screw it you're right, wrong hole and tobasco sauce for lubricant! that will teach her for burning the dinner! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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