NE5 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/chroniclelive/eveningchronicle/tm_headline=i%2Dve-found-love-again%26method=full%26objectid=18718807%26siteid=50081-name_page.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Is it because he's black? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoops Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I know. I saw that earlier. The stupid, dried up, wrinkly old fart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Longlinktastic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Has he got his passport yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Has he got his passport yet? http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/c6/FATHER_TED_Down_with_this_sort_of_thing.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Has he got his passport yet? http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/c6/FATHER_TED_Down_with_this_sort_of_thing.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2sheds Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Good for her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Personally I think that she IS A GREAT catch. Reckon she would be a SUPERB ride. Ya cannit whack a bit o' GILF now and again I say and recommend a wrinkly of this time to gentlemen of all backgrounds. Also, other seller for me is the pungent smell of p*ss that will surely be wafting around her mid-region. Other than that shear class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoops Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Hope he's got an extra large tub of Vaseline handy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Hope he's got an extra large tub of Vaseline handy Why? What have you got planned? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Hope he's got an extra large tub of Vaseline handy And a gas mask for the niff of ammonia Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoops Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Hope he's got an extra large tub of Vaseline handy Why? What have you got planned? Nowt for me!! Haha! I meant for that old donkey ride of his! Be as dry as a frigging desert by now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Not sure he'd need vaseline. Chucking/hoying a sausage up Briggate/Northumberland Street tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoops Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Not sure he'd need vaseline. Chucking/hoying a sausage up Briggate/Northumberland Street tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Not sure he'd need vaseline. Chucking/hoying a sausage up Briggate/Northumberland Street tbh. He may be hung like a horse though. You see - you hadn't considered that prospect had you? Not everyone has the same mouselike dimensions as you* (*Source: GeJon) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Jon's just bullshitting cos I turned him down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Not sure he'd need vaseline. Chucking/hoying a sausage up Briggate/Northumberland Street tbh. He may be hung like a horse though. You see - you hadn't considered that prospect had you? Not everyone has the same mouselike dimensions as you* (*Source: GeJon) Anyone's dimensions would be mouselike up against Jon's arsehole so Dave tells me.... hotdog down a hallway so the legend has it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoops Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Anyone's dimensions would be mouselike up against Jon's arsehole so Dave tells me.... hotdog down a hallway so the legend has it. mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Not sure he'd need vaseline. Chucking/hoying a sausage up Briggate/Northumberland Street tbh. He may be hung like a horse though. You see - you hadn't considered that prospect had you? Not everyone has the same mouselike dimensions as you* (*Source: GeJon) Anyone's dimensions would be mouselike up against Jon's arsehole so Dave tells me.... hotdog down a hallway so the legend has it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Personally I think that she IS A GREAT catch. Reckon she would be a SUPERB ride. Ya cannit whack a bit o' GILF now and again I say and recommend a wrinkly of this time to gentlemen of all backgrounds. Also, other seller for me is the pungent smell of p*ss that will surely be wafting around her mid-region. Other than that shear class. ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Not sure he'd need vaseline. Chucking/hoying a sausage up Briggate/Northumberland Street tbh. He may be hung like a horse though. You see - you hadn't considered that prospect had you? Not everyone has the same mouselike dimensions as you* (*Source: GeJon) Anyone's dimensions would be mouselike up against Jon's arsehole so Dave tells me.... hotdog down a hallway so the legend has it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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