James Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 I can see what looks like Jehovahs Witnesses out of my window talking to those in the house opposie, who seem unable to get rid of them. Our house will be next, anyone got some good tactics to try? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Kick them in the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 tell them you are the son of God Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 My old next door neighour invited them in, explained that he was not interested but his brother might be. Made them a pot of tea and shouted for his brother to come downstairs as he had guests. We then legged it for a game of football which his brother joined us for an hour later. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Seriously though, why can't people just not answer the door? Or just say straight-off that they are not interested? I'm not suggesting you are rude, but just state your position and that's that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Seriously though, why can't people just not answer the door? Or just say straight-off that they are not interested? I'm not suggesting you are rude, but just state your position and that's that. Student houses. Door callers have really different tactics, knowing that you only make a small portion of the decision making in the household. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Tell them you or a close family member has had a blood transfusion and you resent them calling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Well it looks like they've taken a different route around the neighbourhood, so nothing to worry about for now. Probably one of the softies in my house will let them in while I'm at lectures, because when I go, all three assertive housemates wont be in the house. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Well it looks like they've taken a different route around the neighbourhood, so nothing to worry about for now. Probably one of the softies in my house will let them in while I'm at lectures, because when I go, all three assertive housemates wont be in the house. says the man who needs forum advice for how to fuck over the JW's Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 says the man who needs forum advice for how to fuck a girl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 i'd open the door, tell them i wasn't interested and shut the door. Its not like they shove their foot in the door... OR Do they? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 says the man who needs forum advice for how to fuck a girl. massive generalisation. And poor capitalisation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Ditto. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Ditto. am a bovvered? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 ANOTHER Jehovah's Witnesses thread? History repeating itself. Boring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Set the dogs on 'em or if you haven't got a dog set a kitchen knife on 'em or if, as is probably the case, you will have to poke 'em in the eye coz you lot of stinking lay about tax dodging students will not use a kinife and fork as you lot prefer using fingers. You bunch of rotten tax evading, unwashed hillbillies. You lot make me sick. Fact is man...JWs command more respect that students. Seems to me that JWs should arrive at YOUR door with a massive meat cleaver and take the lot of you stinking parasites out. Wipe you all out you scumbags. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Set the dogs on 'em or if you haven't got a dog set a kitchen knife on 'em or if, as is probably the case, you will have to poke 'em in the eye coz you lot of stinking lay about tax dodging students will not use a kinife and fork as you lot prefer using fingers. You bunch of rotten tax evading, unwashed hillbillies. You lot make me sick. Fact is man...JWs command more respect that students. Seems to me that JWs should arrive at YOUR door with a massive meat cleaver and take the lot of you stinking parasites out. Wipe you all out you scumbags. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Tell them you or a close family member has had a blood transfusion and you resent them calling. I remember reading about a case about that in Law, total and utter madness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoops Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Its simple, either don't open the door to them OR if you do answer the door not knowing its them, simply close the door in their faces. I personally put a sign up in my porch window which reads "Jehovahs and Mormons please do not knock at this door. Thank you" Very funny to watch their reaction when they read that as well!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 I wish they still knocked at my door, but for some reason they always miss me out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Its simple, either don't open the door to them OR if you do answer the door not knowing its them, simply close the door in their faces. I personally put a sign up in my porch window which reads "Jehovahs and Mormons please do not knock at this door. Thank you" Very funny to watch their reaction when they read that as well!! silly you, having a door bell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Ask them whether they have a link to prove jesus is real, if they don't ban them from your house for spamming. Its the only way they will learn! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garth Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 I know with Mormons that if you tell them I'll listen your beliefs if at first you listen to mine and they'll just go away because they are not aloud to listen to any body's else's beliefs, it's totally forbidden. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 ask them if they don't believe that jesus christ and lucifer were brothers and why should you be abetting known heretics! wait, that might be the mormons on second thought... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 says the man who needs forum advice for how to f*** a girl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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