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Reckon Sam would hoy his orange dealers on... the ones with the zegs in ...

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Big Sam will have done his homework before the dual, and would of used his superior planning and would bring along the winner of Crufts 2007 as a distraction.

 

Big Sam wins.  :thup:

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Hard to say, Looking at the size of SA chin it would be hard to miss it but then looking at Keane i think he one of those people who act hard around their mates but catch them on their own and they beg for mercy.

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Keane reminds me of the local hardman who was feared at school but cried like a baby when they ran into a REAL hardman...

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Big Sam will have done his homework before the dual, and would of used his superior planning and would bring along the winner of Crufts 2007 as a distraction.

 

Big Sam wins.  :thup:

 

Phucking brilliant man! mackems.gif

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The classic who would win in a fight topic...

 

This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist twat, would clean Allardyce out IMO.  :rocky:

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Keane's s*** scared of Shearer man.

 

Never mind the imposing figure of Sam Allardyce.

 

 

Good call on the Cruft's winner!

 

 

argh and while we're on the subject of Keane and dogs......

 

I made a birthday card for a mackem mate of mine a few months ago and put this on the front.  Can't believe I haven't posted it!

 

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I'm a fucking whizz on "Paint", me.

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Keane's s*** scared of Shearer man.

 

Never mind the imposing figure of Sam Allardyce.

 

 

Good call on the Cruft's winner!

 

So, where'd ya get the username then?  :lol:

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The classic who would win in a fight topic...

 

This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist twat, would clean Allardyce out IMO.  :rocky:

 

Come to think of it, we don't have one 'hard man' in our entire squad.

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The classic who would win in a fight topic...

 

This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist t***, would clean Allardyce out IMO.  :rocky:

 

Come to think of it, we don't have one 'hard man' in our entire squad.

 

Keane would win pretty easy, if we're taking this whole thing literally.

 

We don't have a player who you'd say would obviously be a great fighter in our team. All the tenacious ones are quite small, while the big fuckers we have seem a bit soft.

 

Martins would probably be useful in a fight.

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The classic who would win in a fight topic...

 

This came up on a City forum not so long ago in the aftermath of Barton vs Dabo, tried to work out which City player is the hardest. There were two schools of thought. One - Someone massive like Dunne or Distin (Or shall we say, the Allardyce school) or two - the mentalists - Barton, or my nomination, Paul Dickov (Or, the Roy Keane school). Since I'm of the opinion that no footballers really know how to fight (Anyone seen Franny Lee vs Norman Hunter?) I would have to go to whoever has the most experience, the most heart, and the shortest fuse. Keane, a former boxer, a born winner, and a mentalist t***, would clean Allardyce out IMO.  :rocky:

 

Come to think of it, we don't have one 'hard man' in our entire squad.

 

Keane would win pretty easy, if we're taking this whole thing literally.

 

We don't have a player who you'd say would obviously be a great fighter in our team. All the tenacious ones are quite small, while the big fuckers we have seem a bit soft.

 

Martins would probably be useful in a fight.

 

Gooch could punch the snot out of 99% of the league tbh.

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