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extract from "popbitch"....

 

Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too cool for school these days you have to do the Seagull. In schools all over London, apparently, break-times are seeing boys running into the bogs to masturbate furiously, collect their jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out and find a younger kid.... then slap them in the face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

 

 

 

 

:confused:

 

I'm rather glad im too young to have kids and too old to be in school.

 

 

 

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extract from "popbitch"....

 

Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too cool for school these days you have to do the Seagull. In schools all over London, apparently, break-times are seeing boys running into the bogs to masturbate furiously, collect their jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out and find a younger kid.... then slap them in the face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

 

 

 

 

:confused:

 

I'm rather glad im too young to have kids and too old to be in school.

 

 

 

 

Back in my day group masturbating in public toilets was seen as quite a gay thing to do, how times change if this is now cool!

 

Echo the sentiments about age

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I was under the impression that spunk is a fairly good medium for infecting people with HIV, is it not? Seems rather medically unwise to do that then!

 

Got for spots though

 

 

 

 

apparently

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I was under the impression that spunk is a fairly good medium for infecting people with HIV, is it not? Seems rather medically unwise to do that then!

 

Got for spots though

 

 

 

 

apparently

 

A great source of protein apparently.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, that's the line I use anyway! :lol:

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