S.S.R. Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 It seems to me and I don't know if others would agree, they fall in love with this 'thing' that you create and aren't really that interested in the real you. Spoke it like a true master. You are absolutely right, sir. Can't be bothered to explain, but those who understand what he's saying will be nodding their heads. That explains why things tend to drift away after a while in a relationship - surely not solely the woman's fault, but the evaporation of the "thing", the illusion, and seeing the real you maybe has something to do with it. And all that crap about "just be yourself" is just pure virgin bullshit. Be a wanker. Women fall in the love with the man they think they can turn you into. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Fekin hell!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 What most of you don't realise is that Parky is actually a woman. I've seen his tits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 What most of you don't realise is that Parky is actually a woman. I've seen his tits. I thought they were prosthetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 that's his other bit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I'm not rising to that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Aye cock teasers the lot of them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I'm not rising to that. That's not what AS9 told me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 The cynicism in this thread is hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 It seems to me and I don't know if others would agree, they fall in love with this 'thing' that you create and aren't really that interested in the real you. Spoke it like a true master. You are absolutely right, sir. Can't be bothered to explain, but those who understand what he's saying will be nodding their heads. That explains why things tend to drift away after a while in a relationship - surely not solely the woman's fault, but the evaporation of the "thing", the illusion, and seeing the real you maybe has something to do with it. And all that crap about "just be yourself" is just pure virgin bullshit. Be a wanker. Couldnt agree more blueyes.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 aye, we are being taken for a ride a lot of the time in my opinion. fucking slags (not that im biter or owt :winking:) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I love massive generalisations. :roll: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Put on this Earth solely to fuck with our minds, tbh. tongue.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brock Manson Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I love massive generalisations. :roll: Stop being such a girl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Today she started singing, "I can't get no....satisfaction..." I mean really!! blueupset.gif She also criticised me for buying a readymade salad.....While she was eating it!! :wullie: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Today she started singing, "I can't get no....satisfaction..." I mean really!! blueupset.gif She also criticised me for buying a readymade salad.....While she was eating it!! :wullie: Sounds like she has fine taste in music Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I love massive generalisations. :roll: Who are ye, Dr Phil? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brock Manson Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 "You're a shit Tom." "This coming from the lass who tried to split me and me lass up?" "Shut the fuck up." Seriously...what is wrong with em??? blueconfused.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Awww you poor lot. As most of you probably know, I hate it when women treat men like crap. There is no need for it and it makes me angry. But you should know that most women are a bunch of bitches and can never be nice for a sustained amount of time. I feel sorry for you all having to put up with them to be honest. I don't know how or why you do it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I like you snoopy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I like you snoopy. Why thank you! You are a rather likeable chap yourself! But seriously, if you lads heard some of my philosophies on things you would agree with them all I can tell you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I like you snoopy. Why thank you! You are a rather likeable chap yourself! But seriously, if you lads heard some of my philosophies on things you would agree with them all I can tell you Hi Snoopy, what are these philosophies and could they in any way help me to understand my ex still melts my head every time i speak to her??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Hi Snoopy, what are these philosophies and could they in any way help me to understand my ex still melts my head every time i speak to her??? Lol! I have a LOT of philosophies on a lot of things! What exactly does this ex do to you to melt your head? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Buys his acid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Hi Snoopy, what are these philosophies and could they in any way help me to understand my ex still melts my head every time i speak to her??? Lol! I have a LOT of philosophies on a lot of things! What exactly does this ex do to you to melt your head? Aw man - she's not been shoving your head in the deep fryer again has she? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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