ChezGiven Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 You'll never get rid of that woman from your life ChezGiven! And thats a fact! Going to call you Spooky not Snoopy!! Thats sort of exactly what she said when she left this morning. At the time it seemed a nice thing to say, now i'm not so sure. She wants to watch the Sweden game with me... yes or no??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I will have you know that I am quite psychic so watch out! Haha! She just knows that she can be nice and have you eating out of the palm of her hand again Tough one about the Sweden game, what do you want to do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 You'll never get rid of that woman from your life ChezGiven! And thats a fact! Going to call you Spooky not Snoopy!! Thats sort of exactly what she said when she left this morning. At the time it seemed a nice thing to say, now i'm not so sure. She wants to watch the Sweden game with me... yes or no??? Nay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 You'll never get rid of that woman from your life ChezGiven! And thats a fact! Going to call you Spooky not Snoopy!! Thats sort of exactly what she said when she left this morning. At the time it seemed a nice thing to say, now i'm not so sure. She wants to watch the Sweden game with me... yes or no??? Nay I've just told her, she wants to know what you're doing instead? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 You'll never get rid of that woman from your life ChezGiven! And thats a fact! Going to call you Spooky not Snoopy!! Thats sort of exactly what she said when she left this morning. At the time it seemed a nice thing to say, now i'm not so sure. She wants to watch the Sweden game with me... yes or no??? Nay I've just told her, she wants to know what you're doing instead? Watching the match with me dad! then seeing me Mrs later! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 You'll never get rid of that woman from your life ChezGiven! And thats a fact! Going to call you Spooky not Snoopy!! Thats sort of exactly what she said when she left this morning. At the time it seemed a nice thing to say, now i'm not so sure. She wants to watch the Sweden game with me... yes or no??? Tell the duplicitous bitch you'd rather give your bell-end paper cuts than spend another second in her company. Keep her on her toes... :winking: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Tut, tut. If you say no, then she will just start arguing with you about you having just slept with her. She'll think she's back in with you after that! Can you be bothered with her ear bashing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Think i will say no as i have other plans but if she does kick off and gan weird on us, then am going to use midds's line about paper cuts on me bell end and see where that takes us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Don't shave mate, women hate that when you can't be arsed to shave, i know my lass is always going on about it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 It will take you to a whole new experience of having your lugs clipped! She WON'T be happy. Let us know what she does and says though cos its intriguing tongue.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Don't shave mate, women hate that when you can't be arsed to shave, i know my lass is always going on about it I like it sometimes when a man has not had a shave, its like my bit of rough Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Don't shave mate, women hate that when you can't be arsed to shave, i know my lass is always going on about it I had 3 or 4 days growth yesterday, looked like a right bampot.... And she still wanted it :bleh: like that.... blueeek.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Don't shave mate, women hate that when you can't be arsed to shave, i know my lass is always going on about it I had 3 or 4 days growth yesterday, looked like a right bampot.... And she still wanted it :bleh: like that.... blueeek.gif Hope you rubbed if off ther thighs, or maybe she likes it rough Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 See? Sometimes us women like a bit of rough. winking.gif Mind you, if you do DO want to put her off, just don't brush your teeth or try and eat a really smelly curry before you see her and that should put her off! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 See? Sometimes us women like a bit of rough. winking.gif Mind you, if you do DO want to put her off, just don't brush your teeth or try and eat a really smelly curry before you see her and that should put her off! Ah the Father Jack look Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snoopy Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Smelly breath is a real sickener to be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 just get some duct tape, lock on your kitchen, and you're fucking sorted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Don't shave mate, women hate that when you can't be arsed to shave, i know my lass is always going on about it I had 3 or 4 days growth yesterday, looked like a right bampot.... And she still wanted it :bleh: like that.... blueeek.gif Hope you rubbed if off ther thighs, or maybe she likes it rough She didnt say owt but it looked canny raw between her legs..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mags Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Don't shave mate, women hate that when you can't be arsed to shave, i know my lass is always going on about it I had 3 or 4 days growth yesterday, looked like a right bampot.... And she still wanted it :bleh: like that.... blueeek.gif snoopy.gif :rolllrg: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 just get some duct tape, lock on your kitchen, and you're fucking sorted The day i take relationship advice from you is the day i marry a kangeroo and hang out the back of that twat Cahill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 just get some duct tape, lock on your kitchen, and you're fucking sorted The day i take relationship advice from you is the day i marry a kangeroo and hang out the back of that twat Cahill. Would you take it from me? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 just get some duct tape, lock on your kitchen, and you're fucking sorted The day i take relationship advice from you is the day i marry a kangeroo and hang out the back of that **** Cahill. Would you take it from me? Just tell him the name of his bird as you'd be in like a shot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 just get some duct tape, lock on your kitchen, and you're fucking sorted The day i take relationship advice from you is the day i marry a kangeroo and hang out the back of that twat Cahill. when's that scheduled for then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 just get some duct tape, lock on your kitchen, and you're fucking sorted The day i take relationship advice from you is the day i marry a kangeroo and hang out the back of that **** Cahill. Would you take it from me? gay.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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