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Guest Gemmill

Who did this McClane bloke used to be btw?  And why do people feel the need to change their usernames? 

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What a truly awful situation.  There is only one solution chap.  Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. 

The guy is probably gagging for it. 

 

Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face.

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What a truly awful situation.  There is only one solution chap.  Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. 

The guy is probably gagging for it. 

 

Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face.

 

:lol:

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What a truly awful situation.  There is only one solution chap.  Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. 

The guy is probably gagging for it. 

 

Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face.

 

:D

 

But don't tell him that Santa doesn't exist, that'd just be wrong. ;)

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What a truly awful situation.  There is only one solution chap.  Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. 

The guy is probably gagging for it. 

 

Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face.

:kasper:  :kasper:

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What a truly awful situation.  There is only one solution chap.  Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. 

The guy is probably gagging for it. 

 

Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face.

:kasper:  :kasper:

 

 

Later make a lampshade out of him. :razz:

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What a truly awful situation.  There is only one solution chap.  Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. 

The guy is probably gagging for it. 

 

Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face.

 

:la:

 

You are horrible JJ, your lass must be utter filth to have married you.

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Forget about him, dont think of him as a mate anymore and when you are putting your friendship in the past do it in style by approaching him in a club and whisper in his ear in a Barry White voice "Im gonna bum you".

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Guest cfhpantera27

Forget about him, dont think of him as a mate anymore and when you are putting your friendship in the past do it in style by approaching him in a club and whisper in his ear in a Barry White voice "Im gonna bum you".

 

:lol:

 

seriously mate, when it comes to women dont get involved, i'm sure when he gets sick of her or if she finishes with him, he'l be the one wanting to talk to you.. seen it so many times.. if not, fuck him, he's no mate

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