Guest Gemmill Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Who did this McClane bloke used to be btw? And why do people feel the need to change their usernames? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Yorkie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Yorkie. I thought it was a new poster. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Yorkie. Ah right. This thread is virgin on the ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellious Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Yorkie. Ah right. This thread is virgin on the ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Shag his bird. Just to prove you ain't no homo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Record it on your phone and text it to him. uc? not bnt. xx Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Record it on your phone and text it to him. uc? not bnt. xx Probably only one kiss though, just to be on the safe side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 So is this 'George' in the OP Melanchronic then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Yorkie fancies Melan! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Yorkie is neither straight or gay. he is merely 'unconfirmed' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Well you got the "pitiful" part spot on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 What a truly awful situation. There is only one solution chap. Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. The guy is probably gagging for it. Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 What a truly awful situation. There is only one solution chap. Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. The guy is probably gagging for it. Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 What a truly awful situation. There is only one solution chap. Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. The guy is probably gagging for it. Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face. But don't tell him that Santa doesn't exist, that'd just be wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 What a truly awful situation. There is only one solution chap. Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. The guy is probably gagging for it. Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 If we had a NO yearbook, JJ is definitely the "poster most likely to go on a killing spree". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 What a truly awful situation. There is only one solution chap. Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. The guy is probably gagging for it. Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face. Later make a lampshade out of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 What a truly awful situation. There is only one solution chap. Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. The guy is probably gagging for it. Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face. You are horrible JJ, your lass must be utter filth to have married you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Leave it be \o/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Rape the fucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 "and wear his face.." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Forget about him, dont think of him as a mate anymore and when you are putting your friendship in the past do it in style by approaching him in a club and whisper in his ear in a Barry White voice "Im gonna bum you". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 So is this 'George' in the OP Melanchronic then? Yeah, I got held back a few years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cfhpantera27 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Forget about him, dont think of him as a mate anymore and when you are putting your friendship in the past do it in style by approaching him in a club and whisper in his ear in a Barry White voice "Im gonna bum you". seriously mate, when it comes to women dont get involved, i'm sure when he gets sick of her or if she finishes with him, he'l be the one wanting to talk to you.. seen it so many times.. if not, fuck him, he's no mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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