Spider Jerusalem

I remember the days when all that we wanted was that Lord Westwood or Gordon McKeag were not the head of the club as well. And back then we were no paying nigh on six hundred pound a year to watch overpaid shite and be promised the moon on a stick on every season ticket application as well.

How about why the f*** do the bin dippers give a shite about what we think and acting like another outsiders pet!

There are three things that puzzle me about this whole 'investigation':- 1: Why close all stadiums - the incident happened outside the ground 2: Why are Palermo still being allowed to play matches, surely they are one of the teams under investigation 3: Where the fuck are UEFA on this - sucking Platini's cock telling them that the EPL needs chopping down to 18 teams?

Released at end of the season. Results have flattered to deceive. His best results have come when he has had no choice but to field the team he has. When he has had to make decisions regarding team choice he has made some total stinkers i.e. Carr this past Saturday.

Coloured football boots - make your players stand out and play worse The Premier League Theme - Man has not created a word yet to describe the uninspiring filler in before the 'proper' music comes on 'Thunderstruck' - Of all the AC DC songs the DJ picked this one. Two Words. Sin City. United - There are around one million teams in the league more entitled to be known as United - and it's not Johnny Come Lately Newton Bloody Heath! Ten yards - is it really that hard to make a team move back ten yards and actually make them stand there. WWE referees have more awareness of their surroundings than these jokers.

Already seen it once - don't want to watch it again...

Would have been disappointed with a draw before the match, but after 25 minutes this looked like a repeat of the Birmingham and Sheff Utd games as we looked incapable of defending or keeping hold of the ball. To get this one back to 2-2 after that 25 minutes was more of a relief than any thing. Both teams had decent chances to win it. Urinal Rennie had a typical performance - the West Ham players could kick chunks out of players and tackle from behind without recieving a yellow, but dare to question his capabilities and two of you are in the book. Glad he's gone at the end of this year. Thought Edgar had a very good game and looked fairly calm and assured when under pressure. Huntington had a shaky game, but his distribution was fairly good. Looked a loy less shaky when Ramage was replaced though.

Getting a bit carried away there like.....

What a bag of SHITE! We're the only reason why you lot aren't being overrun by the tramps now! A human version of Hadrian's wall really.

Take months to make a life size one mate. bluebiggrin.gif Don't forget the months it would take to build a bonty to hold the weight of the giant effigy. We'd need to get some sort of contractors in to work on both projects. Wonder if Fred would tender a bid if the job came up........ :winking:

To be honest, yesterday was the first time that we have actually stood up to be counted and make our feelings on the mis-management of our club known, after years of taking nothing but shit and lies.

600 for a ticket in the East Stand - can we take a class action out against fat fred for misrepresentation of the product as football. Fat bastard's getting nowt else out my pocket.

Had a go at some of the fans in the East Stand. Should apologise before it gets out of hand (Butt / Dyer). very disappointing if true. It's true unfortunatley..........

Had a go at some of the fans in the East Stand. Should apologise before it gets out of hand (Butt / Dyer).

Seven Points at the minute. Had ten points on 23rd October last year. Mind we did have the freebie against the mackems that day.

:wullie: but blueyes.gif which makes me bluecry.gif I laughed one time during Souness reign of terror, at the road sign just down from the Strawberry - 'Changed Prioirities Ahead'. Sums up this season once again. mental.gif

Not being relegated.

The only problem is that most of us have already paid our cash so not turning up will hardly hurt him. Have not been to any of the cup game so far this year and have no intention to mind, not even the FA Cup ties.

Exactly - at the last home match I was shouting something like 'Is this shite good enough Sheppard' and heard some comments towards 'Whats this got to do with our wonderful chairman' and people looking at me as if I was mental. Probably am mental thinking he could hear me from the East Stand, but you get the idea.....

Might have done if we made it out of Greggs pasties - seeing that many go up in flames would surely have at least brought a tear to his eye..... rimshot.gif

When he was signed on a permanent basis I was worried about his ability in the transfer market - and when he signed a left winger (already got one of those) and a sprinter who looks unlikely to be able to find his arse with either hand as a replacement for one of the most clinical strikers in Premier League history, as well as completely failing to get in any sort of cover for our weakest position (defence Glenn!!!! - everybody in the football world has known about this for years how didn't he?) then the claxons and red flashing lights were really starting to go off. The fact that we have been, at best, complete dogshit all season, does not bode well for the transfer window. Who would actually want to come here now? Still, we might get a few million from the buzzards who come and pick at our relegated carcass next summer.

Teams that cannot score goals or keep clean sheets are generally the ones that go down. Looking more probable than possible at the minute. Our home form is that of a relegation team.

Compared to his usual standard then he did have a complete shocker - but most of the team didn't turn out for periods of the game as well. Emre was awful in the first half, but came good in the second, Duff turned up for the first twenty minutes and went home after that, Shola - who had a great game v Wigan - was back to his worst (operation on his hip overdue?), unfortunately the defence turned up but played to the standard that made me want Kevin Scott to come out of retirement. Only Scott Parker had any outstanding influence on the game. On this performance twelve of the thirteen players on the pitch deserved criticism (and Parker too - puff having to come off with an injury :winking:). I'm not willing to write off Martins after just one game. However, if by the time December comes around and we see the same type of static performance that we witnessed on Saturday......

It may have been lack of training / fitness / awareness through being the new lad in the team or Roeders game plan, but I cannot remember him making any forward runs into any areas to cause the Fulham problems when we had the ball - it's not just a game of standing static and waiting for a chance to drop your way. Mind, lack of movement when we have the ball has been a problem throughout the team at times. I only saw the highlights on that 50 minute sky thing but it looked to me like we were playing very deep with Fulham sat deep themselves playing with a lot of men behind the ball so it's going to be hard to get in behind them. Speculate to accuumulate! Make a few runs, possibly get caught offside but give the defence something to think about. Don't just stand there in the defenders pocket all game waiting for things to happen. Make the defence run around a bit and actually earn their wages. Pull players out of position etc etc etc.

It may have been lack of training / fitness / awareness through being the new lad in the team or Roeders game plan, but I cannot remember him making any forward runs into any areas to cause the Fulham problems when we had the ball - it's not just a game of standing static and waiting for a chance to drop your way. Mind, lack of movement when we have the ball has been a problem throughout the team at times.