broonalegeordie

1 point for the playoffs!

2-0 to us. Really looking forward to this. Cisse to score a brace.

Looks canny soggy from Ryder's tweets

Only cool kids are allowed to start threads.

And fuck off Newcastle.

waiting on a Birmingham goal

that looks canny snide.

probably real though!

Oh dear!

Gardner reckons he was 'shatting it'.... Thick small time cunt.

3-1 out on pens.

One game at a time. Benfica for me though.

Also just thought I'd mention we had a brilliant time in Lisbon. Parts of it were shithole-esq, but I guess most places have dodgy parts. The drug dealers were very annoying though, and the police seem to ignore it.

For the hour or so before kick off we left the area that the busses dropped us off in search of lager. A local pointed us to a small bar which had windows onto the training pitches. It was busy inside but once we had our pints in hand we started to sing. We were the only Nufc fans in there so it was 5 vs probably 50 or more. Met some good people in there and had a great time, as it got busier out ranks swelled to 7! When we first started to sing we were approached by 2 males, one with a white Lycra type material balaclava on and the other had his scarf covering most his face. Thought we were going to have to scrap at that point, but it was just to take photos!

This guy on the video seemed to be quite famous amongst the benfica fans in that bar... he seemed slightly crazy about benfica and is coming to newcastle via faro and leeds  http://youtu.be/Lj_1BVPeZo4

So thanks Benfica fans for your hospitality and if any Benfica fans here know the black lad with the white mask on, I want the picture off his iPhone of me and him!

We found the tranny street! Amazing! There were 5 or 6 sheltering from the rain in a bus shelter, so we dived in with them and took the piss for a few minutes. We asked a one with cracking tits where real ladies could be found and it pointed us in the right direction. Helpful.

Should get a loyalty point for home cup tickets too. Might get ST holders going then!

2-0 defeat

Cisse currently in Grosvenors on the roulette.

 

Doesn't drink, observes Ramadan... gambles?

Allah would never think to check inside the casino for a good muslim like Papiss! He's safe.

spam hampers?

 

spam humpers more like.

Fam humpers

Is that purchasable?

 

Not yet. Was tweeted to OfficialNUFC though so expect it to be in the club shop soon.

Toffs are knocking it out now

Krul; Debuchy, Williamson, Taylor, Santon; Anita, Cabaye; Ameobi, Marveaux, Jonas; Cisse.

Elliot, New CB, New Forward, Sammy, Ferguson, Perch, Obertan.

I'd love a throphy. But knowing Nufc it would be relegation and defeat in Amsterdam

and think we'll lose 4-3

Dicker

Useless cunt.

Maybe we don't need to shout it, actions speak louder than words. Might take out the bloke in front of you though

Its usually 4 women. All aged 50-70.

I like actions.

I'm all for a bit of man-love but I'm not standing up in SJP shouting "erection" all f***ing game ya cracker!

Its a football match not the pink triangle!

 

 

sounds like your quite prepared to do it for some of the game though ?

I suppose once or twice wouldn't be an issue.