AlanSkÃrare

Shame? He justified Gouffran starting over Ben Arfa with his 'expert' analysis. He can f*** right off the little scrot. Why the fuck would I be serious about that?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-analyst-ben-stevens-8473712 Seems to be a very competent guy. Shame he's gone like.

We need news.

He's honestly one of the best things about supporting this club.

If Carver is to talk to Charnley after the Southampton game, I think we all know what's coming.

Cryder says Carver says he scores every night now. “He has played three reserve games and scored the other night and scored the other night." http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-handed-triple-fitness-8453669?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

So he's suddenly in the loop then... Probably been told he'll have the job until the end of the season.

"Remember, Newcastle’s own Twitter site has 497,000 followers and that’s a drop in the ocean compared to Lineker’s masses."

This fucking club. Just falling asleep time and time again.

It's all gone quiet. It's almost as if they want people to forget that we don't have a manager.

Pardew said: "I had a letter from one of our fans this week saying they have been proud of the team since we got 40 points because it's very difficult. "You look at the history of the Premier League - teams hit 40 points and switch off. Well, we have not done that. "We will just keep fighting away and trying to achieve the best possible results we can for our fans. We have got the best fans in the country and we want to do the best for them."

Daniel Busch ‏@dan_bu Bruno Labbadia one of the two remaining candidates for the vacant manager post at Newcastle United, according to German SSN.

Ryder is one of the three worst things about supporting NUFC. The other being Woodman and Sports Direct. He's worse than Wonga.

Krul and Colback backing him for the job was barely a coincidence. Even if it sounds as if Cameron is only speculating, I can really see them doing this. Not to bring someone in come the summer, but to see if we can keep our heads above water with him in charge. If so, he's the cheap option.

Douglas saying they're nearing Carver till end of season. f*** off

Just had a Bundesliga expert describe Labbadia as a "German Pardew, no affection for fans, does thins his own way. Completley nuts and won't be a long term solution".

I've come to more or less despise Lovenkrands lately. Just saw this: Luke Edwards ‏@LukeEdwardsTele Rangers board rejecting Sarver takeover attempt explained by the American as they "have another road to go down." Ashley plot thickens

We fucking deserve Garde.

Sounds like us. Sacked everywhere, claims to be a manager, will work for peanuts to be given a chance somewhere.

My favourite so far is the one about Garde that ended like: "and we understand he wants to build something at #nufc".

http://i.imgur.com/0ciSEHd.png

Out of the blue. Nothin in there to suggest that. If Garde only wants it in the summer I expect Charnley to go all out to try and convince him otherwise. Fuck throwing the whole season.

Fucking Craig Hope

He's so fucking abnormally stupid.

Ryder kept going on about Crystal Palace not making any formal approach for Pardew for the first three days, trying to dismiss the whole thing. He knows nothing and understands even less.