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Hoof hoof.

Terrifying.

Talk your way out of trouble when faced with a mob of angry mackems. (Mackem for Dummys). If your headed to the match tomorrow and find yourself surrounded by people that look like extras from the hills have eyes, I suggest you print off the following mackem translations and pronunciations. It may help to confuse them into thinking you're a thick mackem while you make your escape. Mackem Normal People 1.Bewk Book. 2.Thingries Things. 3.Cheeyse Cheese. 4.Wheeyse Who's. 5.Theeyse These. 6.Sewpa Mariore Super Mario 7.Takem Take them. 8.Heeyere Here. 9.Probleeyse Probably. 10.Heeeya Here. 11.FTM Fondle the minors. 12.Bewts Boots Department Store 13.Marra Friend. 14.Skewl School. 15.Lose Loose. 16.Weeewf (dog) Woof. 17.Beeeew Booo (booing). 18.Tewn Toon. Please work your way through the phrasebook, but if at any time things get heated automatically skip to phrase 11, rinse and repeat until it's safe to leave. Edit: Added usefull Mackerisms from members.

Nah they will get picked off. Thought that was mongo tactics, Two dozen mackems picking off a couple people out shopping in town- becomes a legendary battle on smb Kids the lot, if thar jawdies man tha fayre gayme.

Wooowf The way they say Books grinds the f*** out of me.....Bewk.

Nah they will get picked off.

Watching them lately all they seem to do is park the bus and hit teams on the counter, if we get an early goal that game plan is out the window. Thats how they were stuffed by WBA. Honestly don't know if the have the personnel to play any other way.

Fucking hell a quick glance at that boards first page, is the average poster age 12 and a 1/2?

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Wonder if they get "picked off".

Missed Campbell tbh.

Didn't score one penalty.

Were oot

hoganson misses.

hooper misses

Shitty arsed table judged by shitty arsed people.

He's certainly not going to be cover the next three seasons though is he, and might be first choice for all five? He's also our captain and arguably the most consistent player at the club in terms of form and fitness. Colo's the sort of player that others want to come and play alongside, he's worth it. http://img857.imageshack.us/img857/8919/loreal.png Ever thought of a job in media?

Fuck all wrong with Dancing on ice man. Some smart blart on it.

The way Sunderland have been playing they will gobble up the long balls and destroy us on the counter. Heres hoping we come out and play football.

Needs to experiment with the 5-0-5 if hes going to carry on with the hoof it long shit.

Time we play our best next week then otherwise Pardew will be on a slippery slope. Lets hope we get that hoofball shit out of our system before next week.

FUCKING STOP THE HOOF IT LONG SHIT..

Fucking bullshit this like, inept performance.

Not what we need going into next week like.

I give up.