Unlucky Luque

New profile pic sorted, cheers Lewis

Are there any places to watch all PL highlights with all the games stitched together, and without any talking heads spouting nonsense in between? Would love for a 20-30min youtube video with all goals from the weekend for my monday morning commute.

Obviously its so Longy can be a twat, wind them up from the get go, get a yellow and be subbed off for quality later in the game.

Raw, but looks hungry as fuck. He'll go mental when he scores.

Big players have all stepped up today.

Sell him, get him out of my sight.

Centre backs taking in-game pens

"Tiote can be our Essien"

Haaland’s 100th goal for City, ffs

When it doesn't come together, his gameplans seem overly cute and over-strategized. Super detailed tactics drilled into the players, and then oftentimes it just doesn't work out. There's probably a ton of work put into it, so no wonder he hates a plan B. He seems to look for every bit of advantage he can gain on every single facet, be it dark arts on the pitch, or 4D chess press conferences, but in the end, our attacks are disjointed and lackluster, defence isn't as organised, the fluid midfield experiment hasn't worked in over a year, and set-pieces have been unorthodox, seemingly for the sake of it, and ultimately: shite. In some cases it seems we could just hoy our best players out there with no instructions, and they would get the job done on talent alone. I don't know what the solutions is, but I am hoping for a "back to basics" approach, as watching us looking like we are in pre-season is painful at the moment.

Again:

Same with Hwang

Remember Alan Smith hitting an overhead kick from about 40 yards out. Went over their keeper and hit the crossbar.

I’m over the moon that we’re actually getting tactical analysis ripping apart Ten Hag’s approach instead of xG twitter bro-analytics and «third-most X in Y since 2007»-type stat nonsense, so hats off to Man Utd for enabling the shift in narrative 👍👍

Started on the right, switched to the left later with Barnes going right

GTFI Longy

Chiesa will have an amazing start, score five goals in seven games, get injured, return from injury, have a quiet few games, get injured again, never make it back into the squad, sold to Toronto FC ahead of the 26/27 season.

Can't believe I actually used to like Brereton Diaz. Now I wish him nothing but pain.

Also hate this sell-on percentage fee business. You made a previous deal so that another club gets 20%? Not our fucking problem. Palace want their cake and eat it too.

Not even that long ago, but a player I always forget, who had a very decent run was Ki.

Adam P is in Japan?? Fair fucking play

Like fuck