carlos

In honor of Habib Beye's imminent return to the team a friend of mine came up with this number to the tune of the chorus from Reach out i'll be there by the Four Tops

Habib Beye will mark and tackle yoouuu

Habib Beye will pass and shooot toooo

you tube link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_1QwoFZWpc

I seem to remember Everton's Rachael Unit was playing left back for England last time they were on telly - she was well fit.

 

Think she was the only one of adequate beuty, on the other side of the coin - Karen Carney!!

Unit adequate she looks like a bloody kitchen unit however must be some decent swedes kicking about, germans and argies on now good god  :-[

It's going to look ten times better short sleeved, saying that it's not too bad bit bland why addidas cant just stick with stripes and instead plump for these ominus whispy bits in a vein attempt to look interesting is beyond me.

I hope sam doesn't get any bloody ideas.

 

They can't be any less effective than Martins and Viduka were at the weekend.

An unfit midget and a workhorse > fit midget, fat man

Hmmm.

I hope sam doesn't get any bloody ideas.

I'd Imagine it was a heart defect of some sort happened to a good friend of mine in the army perfectly fit then drops down dead after a bit of light training a real shame but such is life, poor lads family R.I.P

Hahah bolton fans going home... 

Duly noted.

It was meant to be humorous in relation to his well documented tape exploits, sorry for the bother like 

 

I highly doubt Dyer would find them humorous tbh. 

I'm sure he'd be giddy at the sight of his performance

It was meant to be humorous in relation to his well documented tape exploits, sorry for the bother like 

spoil sport

Dyer had that nasty gash when he ran into the advertising sign and I think his mysterious, "can't tell anyone injury" of the last couple years is truly strange. 

 

 

<snipped. You can't even go there! libel-tastic>

Of the highest fucking order.

Don't mind/care really. There are different clubs I'd rather go down than them for sure. Wigan, Birmingham, Bolton, Derby to name a few.

 

Agree with those 4. Reading can bugger off too.

Add fullham to that lot.

What is this sam buying a young highly rated spanish lad, Newcastle getting more than one (decent) defender in a transfer window. Pleasure overload.

This century commentary is beyond shite, terrible discussing pattisons frigging haircut??

Well don't pull too much could go off without warning  :parky:

Course im not a mackem i just think it looks ten times better than the slab of black on the back of our shirts which looks terrible without numbers i think red numbers isn't such a bad idea on black and white shirts the gold from last season worked well too imo despite the charver like tackyness.

Better than our home kit tbf!

In retort to Alex from Southampton there because he "had potential" *sigh*

Matts clearly nervous protecting his "goods"

The lad to the left of matt upson underneath scotty parker looks a little bit .... camp. Scratch that he looks dale winton gay.

I think everyone might be underatting just how amazing drogba was last season he pretty much single handedly kept them in the title race when they went through that dodgy patch he was outstanding, if sheva eventually starts to regain any of his milan form then chelsea's attack will deffinatly be up there. On paper i like the sound of man utd's attack more of a total football dutch style im thinking of without a main front man as such but with a number of players exchanging places and popping up all over the pitch ronaldo rooney now quite possibly tevez then add a bit of youth to that with nani and if saha manages to stay fit he'll always score goals pretty exciting season for the prem next year... Who said the spanish league was the best in the world :parky:

Torres is as much an unkown quantity than any other forward shipped into the prem the amount of forwards with world class reps that have failed to adapt to the prem is notable think Fernando M, Shevchenko i could go on saying that he does have a bit of pace about him but afterall thats what we all said about luque....

Don't think heinze is such a bad shout fergie is reluctant to let him go to liverpool as they provide direct competition for united we may be able to nip in ala' duff, I also reckon hes a very decent versatile player CB/LB we all know Sam is fond of his versatility, hes  a bloody phsyco  and all he'll certinaly add a bit of grit to the team.