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Nee forrins allowed! Honestly, it didn't even matter what he was saying, his tone was just painful to listen to. Why is he calling in just to really slowly blurt out a random assortment of dour comments? I reckon he's a 60 year old taxi driver. Shit stories that take ages for him to tell, forgetting it half way through etc. Dropped in the fact that he spoke to Andy Woodman as well

Nee forrins allowed!

Always thought he was a good Championship player - which is obviously what we need to win this division. I think there's too many, thinking too far ahead. We have to get promoted first of all, we can't build a squad for the Premier League when we're not there yet.

Can't stop smiling at this cunts downfall. There's a full on implosion just around the corner. Whether it be a physical assault, a public slating of a player or an outburst at a reporter. Either way, it's going to be superb

Do you ever work Paully?

Aye the team should get a lift from it too

"It's a 4-1 on paper, but it hasn't really been a 4-1." Fuck off Gale.

Really good strike.

We'll win 3-1.

I don't even know why I like football anymore.

Train back from Arsenal last year, fat Mick Lowes and John Anderson both said it as well. Still don't believe it like. Quicker this cunt gets a career ending broken leg the better.

tbf he rarely done that when here. Apart from the odd occasion he was a complete waste. Fuck off and watch netball man.

What is this bollocks? Wardley/Pelaw/Leam Lane area will be around 95% Newcastle fans. Felling/Deckham/Gateshead area will be even higher.

2nd to Pardew. They're both absolute cretins.

Sitting in a beer garden near Fulham Broadway now. Absolutely glorious but I'm probably in a similar state to Paully having opened the first can at 8am this morning. Excitement is building.

Just about to set off for London. Cant wait now

You got your ST back? As tempting as it is I haven't gone that far yet. Going to try and get to a few away games and then maybe get a half ST. It's like rehab this - got to do it in small doses to start with

That gamble was Barney Curley esque. Superb stuff from Byrne and Russel Superb but bent as f***. Aye, it just goes to show how corrupt the game is but nice to see the bookies on the wrong end of it for once.

Just decided to go down on Friday. Had two tickets sitting on me desk at work and was undecided whether to bother but I'm getting more and more excited as the week goes on so I've just booked the travelodge near the ground. Can't wait for the season to start now

I'm occupied for the afternoon now. Not much work getting done at my desk today - I can't stop laughing at Mike Dean.

That gamble was Barney Curley esque. Superb stuff from Byrne and Russel

Confirmed. Decent signing.

I can't remember who we were playing but in one of Pardews horrendous run of defeats a couple of years ago, I rang PaddyPower to get a price on us having less than 40% possession. The traders said they wouldn't offer anything on that market.

Who's the North Eastern co-commentator? John Carver's brother? Always have to turn him off, he's an absolute cringe-fest. Who is it? Ray Hudson - he's from Whickham originally I think but ended up going to USA to play and has stayed there as a commentator/pundit. Tries to be a bit like Sid Waddell.

You just continue praying for him to fail whilst tossing yourself off to pictures of Steve Bruce and Alan Pardew. Go on Hatem lad! Hope he rips it up in Ligue 1 and Champions League. Over the moon for him. Your ma could rip it up in Ligue 1. http://i1320.photobucket.com/albums/u528/playax01/tumblr_mdk2cld6pj1qltqg1.gif