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Think I will boo Botman even if he does come here! He aint no super hero to me!

last slow CB we had was Steven Taylor..............I mean he was as thick as two short planks!

Im paying £1 a month for the 2nd year running. Happy with that but dont see how people would pay full price

oh this thread has hit the shits and all you songs are just the pits He better sign soon or its looking like a lampoon!

You're sick man, seek help

I just want a NUFC twitter that says we have sign X player. Non of this foreplay shit - just get in and out

Im so bored of the transfer window already. Just so much shit and names being banded about. At least with Ashley you knew it was all bollixs!

Breaking News, Newcastle are interested in everyone.......now f*** off!

it was only a year ago when Bruce was in charge........a lot can change in a year! If you are going to spunk £200k a week on someone then please do it with a signing that is top notch.

Difference of opinion then but to me Bale is everything that NUFC should avoid. Reputation over substance. Great once, wank now but comes with a high wages nonetheless.

Yeah but they arent demanding 250k a week Bale is done and has been for a long time. He just wants to play golf.

No thanks, hes wank!

nearly as bad as 'Newcastle are preparing an offer.........'

would be even better if Milan said no and the Newcastle turned round and said, we wont be anyone's sloppy second, now Hadawaynshite!

Move on. Start of last season we couldn't compete with Norwich, start of this season we can't compete with AC Milan........thats progress!

Im about to go for a shit but Im waiting on the Premier League to approve.

Listening to the voices in my head and they say 7. Which one will be right!

I'll be right pissed off if the £3.50 diamond hair pin I got the missus isn't real diamond like!

yeah but what about this angle. Instead of moving Leazes Terrace...............we move the whole of St James to a new site, then we knock down the east stand and can then build a new stand. Reckon we could get the stadium moved in the off season........just need a lot of flat bed trucks and a few pneumatic drills.

That's a woman with a penis....bigot

Thats it - just buy a whole new 1st team. The current 1st team become the squad players and the current squad players......well they can just f**k off

LOL, I am weak!

Newcastle are interested in 'insert name here' but they face competition from 'Insert team here'. Remember to tweet the above out (filled in) to Twitter at least 3 times a day. You are well on your way to becoming a blue tick journalist!

Can we not do that once we have a stadium expansion, new training ground and a City landscape like Dubai. Then I will happily trade in!

he's a little c***