Pancrate1892

Just seen Pele in home bargains. Looking canny 

Let's see if we can get this thread past the 100 page mark 

Just now, captainhaircut said:

a disgrace that the club who pay him asked him to play through an injury in an absolutely massive game. 
 

Should have subbed him immediately so he can go sit on the bench for England at the Euros. Added bonus of him then returning back late to pre season. 
 

Fuck International football. 

I have as much interest in England winning a game of football as I have of how rose west is getting on in prison.

1 hour ago, Nucasol said:

Just the 18 months of rushing through…

One can only assume he was in a coma for 17 and a half months

13 hours ago, McDog said:

 

 

Why question a player who honours his contract then signs a new one elsewhere when it expires? He did his part of the agreement.

The worst kind is that absolute cunt van dijk from the Scouse, going on strike and shit to force a move. 

The media have long forgotten such disgraceful behaviour because they love to wank off everyone who walks through that door 

Fuck the cunt 

6 hours ago, Joelinton7 said:

Any highlights for this?

Aye, some gadgie just came out with a tin of paint 

I went to school with Bobby Charlton and he was shite, even at 13 he had a comb over and couldn't use his left foot and only scored shit punts. I had the physique of tony yeboah and I was faster than Usain bolt and once scored 50 goals in one match. Before I got a call up for England I decided to become a milkman. The rest is history. 

51 minutes ago, James said:

He will probably be star player at the Copa America now

Score a 95th minute winner for real Madrid in the champions league final in 5 years 

Now that we aren't in Europe can we have stripes on the back of the new shirt instead of that white patch shite 

Maybe we should play him every 3 games, might prolong his season.

Maybe that was the plan originally until every cunt decided to get injured and the injury prone had play every minute of every game 

1 hour ago, TBG said:

The club must've heard the feedback as they've begrudgingly started painting the STACK containers. 

 

 

The same colour? That would look nice 

6 hours ago, ATB said:

Will he ever play again though?

Of course. Then get injured again

On 25/05/2024 at 01:10, duo said:

Am I the only one who thinks this looks awful? Got admit was expecting better..

 

I'm trying to think why one was painted yellow then they painted most of it blue and left it?

Then which bellend painted 'stack' on with spray paint.

It's unfinished....but your right it looks shit

2 hours ago, Nucasol said:

It’ll never catch on. Lose the pesky United.

You can't because then everyone will assume it's Newcastle association football club that was around in the 1880s

At least we've enhanced our global brand 

1 hour ago, Myleftboot said:

Probably covered Dummetts and Ritchies wages for the year.

When you put it that way.... getting the football clubs name tarnished just to keep players we don't even need/want 

1 hour ago, Toontimes said:

Older members may recall Newcastle’s most controversial tour ever after the end of the 1928/29 season which included an 8-1 defeat against Bratislava. Later in the same tour the Hungarian FA refused to hand over our appearance money due to the team’s performance, let’s hope we have already been paid for this one.

 

27/05 - BRATISLAVA: SPORTS CLUB BRATISLAVA  8 NEWCASTLE 1

 

Local officials had enlarged the ground and built new grandstands in anticipation of a large attendance, but only 3,500 turned up.

 

Bratislava took the lead through Uher after only five minutes and although Macdonald equalised on the half hour Priboj made it 2-1 just before the interval. After the break Bratislava scored five times in the first twenty minutes to lead 7-1

 

With fifteen minutes left  Priboj was injured and had to retire;  Newcastle would  not permit a substitute. But the home side stayed in control and Uher scored his fourth in the last minute with a fine solo effort. 

 

At the conclusion of the game the crowd whistled vociferously in complaint.

 

 

Evening Chronicle - Goal “Avalanche” At Bratislava

 

Newcastle United's tour on the Continent has not been at all fortunate. They met Bratislava yesterday afternoon, and left the field beaten by eight goals to one. The home team led at half-time by 2-1.

 

United's heavy defeat was brought about by a combination of bad refereeing, amazing bad luck and the brilliance of the home goalkeeper who gave a wonderful display. The game opened sensationally, Bratislava scoring two goals within the first five minutes and the United replied a few moments later. For the remainder of the first half both teams indulged in defensive play, with Newcastle superior in tactics.

 

Shortly after the resumption the referee allowed the home team three consecutive goals which were clearly off-side. The Newcastle players were plainly discouraged at these very doubtful decisions of the referee, and the game degenerated into a scramble.

 

The United forwards attempted a rally, but they were met by an admirable display of goalkeeping. They continued to attack, but at least half a dozen stinging drives struck the crossbar, and other shots that would have got past any average goal- keeper missed the mark by inches only.

 

The weather was fine, but the United seemed handicapped by the small size of the playing field.

 

The score does not accurately reflect the standard of the game played by the visitors. the United played clever football, but were beaten by an unusual combination of circumstances. 

 

 

Der Morgen described United's performance as the "peak of indolence" and argued that "this complete failure of the English" proves that "the gentlemen make only pleasure trips" and are not interested in providing "sporting value". 

 

Reichspost called it "almost a scandal... without parable in the history of international football life".

 

 

Hughie Gallacher's viewpoint in 1932 Sunday Sun feature

 

We played during a heat-wave, I never knew until then what heat meant. Worse still, we sat on the pavilion verandah, in the sun, for more than an hour whilst another match was being played, before being given the signal to strip. The local team beat us 8-1. Rather I should say the barometer beat us.

 

Didn't we win the league the season before? 

If it's any consolation, I met him on holiday in kavos in 1999 and he was a bit of a twat. Kevin gallen was there too, slagged off Newcastle until I recognised him

21 minutes ago, Dr.Spaceman said:

The amount of shots I took as a kid because I wanted to be Laurent Robert.... 

 

I'll never forget my grandads face when he and my dad got back after that Spurs game. Genuinely thought he'd just seen two of the best goals he'd ever seen at SJP.

I was right in front of the second one, never seen a strike with more purpose, thank god for goal nets, someone could have got really hurt 

12 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

I didn't realise it was isak who put brunos hat on. Class 

Not watching a minute of that Scouse puke fest.

Imagine a complete wanker being your messiah 

On 17/05/2024 at 22:54, 80 said:

I'm looking forward to the 2040s when Ward-Prowse-Dewsbury-Hall dribbles past Walker-Peters-Loftus-Cheek.

 

Hopefully I'll be dead before the 2060s when Calvert-Lewin-Gibbs-White-Ward-Prowse-Dewsbury-Hall puts a penalty past Alexander-Arnold-Oxlade-Chamberlain-Walker-Peters-Loftus-Cheek.

They'll have to do what they do in Brazil and just pick the coolest sounding name you have out of the 17

2 hours ago, et tu brute said:

Great goal scorer for us, but the same bloke who was worshipped in his time here, was quick to be singing an anti Newcastle/Keegan song at the end of a cup final. Typical Sky bias also having 3 ex Man U players reviewing the game, whilst trying to justify Cole as the Newcastle representative; even though he played nearly three times more games for the manc cunts.

 

 

 

They did the same last season when we kicked their arse 2 nowt at home. They had scholes, Hargreaves and cole

I'm proud to say wor lass has just cancelled sky 

5 hours ago, nufcjb said:

When does his contraxt expire? and when can he sign? Does he need to wait for the transfer window to open before signing?

I hope he can make a decision after this weekend