Holmesy Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 6 minutes ago, Nucasol said: Which Yorkshire based team is always doing up their shoelaces? Sheffield Untied? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 Just now, Holmesy said: Sheffield Untied? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 What did the king say after his old castle got knocked down? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 I love those. Virgil Van Driver ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 (edited) No he said he needed a bigger arsenal Edited August 1, 2024 by TBG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 I think Crystal Plates might be my new FPL team name Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 10 minutes ago, joeyt said: I think Crystal Plates might be my new FPL team name A mate of mine was Crystal Phallus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 1 hour ago, BlueStar said: What do you call a cow that has recently been purchased in the North East? NewCattle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingxlnc Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 Why was King Pardew upset after signing an 8 year contract? Because he wanted a new Castle That is surely good enough to go in the book Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 I remember walking past GAME and there was an unusually large crowd gathered around one of the consoles. Asked what was going on someone said ah it's a former arsenal striker playing Nintendo. "Wright?" nah Thierry on Wii Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 2 hours ago, TBG said: To climb down to league one. This is a shame. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 2 hours ago, BlueStar said: Found this book in the pub, decided it doesn't deserve to go on the vaguely amusing thread David Squires really isn't funny anymore Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 Now KI has jogged my memory has anyone got /remember/have a link to a Squires single frame strip, Fella getting a kick in the head that knocked his tab out of his mouth while a blazer wearing pipe smoking referee waves play on? Been unsuccessfully looking for it for feckin donkeys now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted August 2, 2024 Share Posted August 2, 2024 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_Louis Look at the amount of clubs this guy has played for Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted August 2, 2024 Share Posted August 2, 2024 Grealish seems like an absolutely top class bloke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzle Posted August 2, 2024 Share Posted August 2, 2024 13 minutes ago, Paully said: Grealish seems like an absolutely top class bloke Just seems to be his poor girlfriend thats the only one he doesnt look after well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted August 2, 2024 Share Posted August 2, 2024 Tommy Cassidy passed away, apparently. An NUFC stalwart during the mid-late 70's (just before my time) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cf Posted August 2, 2024 Share Posted August 2, 2024 We're now officially part of the "big 7". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted August 3, 2024 Share Posted August 3, 2024 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checko Posted August 3, 2024 Share Posted August 3, 2024 1 hour ago, gdm said: I read that initially as saying there was an innovative maternity policy that offered protections against preganancy! That is good tbf. Mind, imagine you've got a Ryanette Fraser on the books in the final year of her contract. You're probably never getting rid of her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronson333 Posted August 3, 2024 Share Posted August 3, 2024 🤣🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted August 3, 2024 Share Posted August 3, 2024 9 minutes ago, Ronson333 said: 🤣🤣 Is that the lad with Smith emblazoned on his shirt? Or are there at least two Japanese fans with ‘unusual’ NUFC preferences. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted August 3, 2024 Share Posted August 3, 2024 Makes a change from the boilerplate Alan Shearer answer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 Ineos cutting jobs at Grangemouth. Man U shitshow continues. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 4, 2024 Share Posted August 4, 2024 (edited) Did the Ajax stadium tour today and they've got some interesting names on their Hall of Fame wall Edited August 4, 2024 by joeyt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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