Sima

PSG could have had any defender in the world for the £50m they paid for Luiz, I've never seen I'm play but I'd wager than Marquinhos is better than him anyway.

Fuck that.

Bahahahaahaa

Imagine Andy Townsend calling you the 'new Xavi'. I'd just retire.

wat?

Off.

'James Rodriguez or whatever his name is'

Sweet mercy, Hoddle's mic is fucked.

tbf I'd pay to see Steven Taylor negotiate a knife and fork.

Not a fucking chance.

Even when he saves it, it still goes in. Useless cunt.

Krul FEWMIN!

Good save.

Keeper looks like a midget, no wonder Krul was subbed in.

shite.

dat vlaar

4 defenders in this match in my Dream Team

Was that Clive trying to commentate on Townsend's free kick from 24 years ago? 'and scored'

Nope, the megacunt said it to another team in this World Cup, can't remember who it was.

Unlucky Enrico Pollazzo

Mad bastard.

Too many touches, 2nd touch in the box should have been a shot.

Cliv stahp

HELL--OW

Reminds me of Mason Verger from Hannibal.