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“This new shirt isn’t anywhere near as shit as these ones behind me. Maybe.” Considering the 90-93 barcode is linked to Keegan’s second division winning team and where we are currently as a club, next seasons has the potential to be in a class of its own in utter shitness.

That shot has too much light. Way too much.

Praying for Mike Hooper rn.

Football is fucking dull now compared to around the turn of the century and before. Most are fucking robots at the expense of natural flair. It's a greater problem with football being a global game now and there's been no bigger victim than international football. In the 80s/90s you barely saw any footballers from other countries playing for your club and international tournaments were genuinely exciting to watch as you had all of the contrasting styles to look forward to. Whether it be the ruthless efficiency of the Germans, the catenaccio of the Italians, the total football of Holland, the samba flair of Brazil with their free kick ability or just the cynical cunts that made up the other South American nations outside of the individual brilliance of Argentina. It's all a mishmash of the same shit now with the game totally saturated and consumed by capitalism.

Hope you haven't given him your number.

I think I enjoyed that more than John Terry's miss in 2008

Get the fuck in. Glorious that that cunt missed.

Neck.

That's not a fucking free kick man.

Ramos the bottling cunt.

"Dec"

Madueke locks arms and then throws himself to the floor.

"We'll have another look from a couple of other angles." Why?

Send that cunt off.

Barcola is a fucking terrible finisher.