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Referee doing a good job so far. Reducing the chances of Rooney seeing red.

Gerrard to have a hand in it by dropping a massive clanger.

We're getting men forward

There was something in Glenn Johnson's eye that suggests he's going to crumble this game.

Can't look at Rooney without thinking about the hair on his head coming from his arse.

Had a canny game too IMO. Except his dwelling on the ball 2 or 3 times he had a very good game. Hopefully we can sell for a decent price

Good display of a lack of stamina from Tiote there.

They were a Luka Modric header away from being knocked out at the Group Stages in 2012. Modric heads a yard either side and Spain would have gone out without a whimper having sat back in all of their group games creating next to nothing. Fuck knows how they went on to win the entire tournament (lack of quality opposition mostly). That Euro 2012 final was ridiculous as it showed what Spain could do if they bothered to attack a bit (and it was the only time they bothered to attack with numbers forward in that tournament).

So glad Del Bosque has finally been exposed. Took over a great attacking Spanish side in 2008, made it completely imbalanced by taking a striker (or both strikers) out and sticking more defensive midfielders in there, scraped two tournament wins very fortunately with negative/dull tactics that bored everyone to tears, and is about to be getting knocked out having been thoroughly thrashed despite having probably the strongest squad in the entire competition (and definitely the strongest pool of national players in the sport).

Dzagoev has played some really nice passes.

Quite a lot of Coca Cola and McDonalds advertising. Where's Sports Direct?

Capello sweating buckets.

Why are the South Koreans so good at video games but so mediocre at football??? WHY???

Marcelo is thick as two planks. He looks it too.

Ochoa living up to his FM 2011 reputation.

Amazing ball by Neymar too.

Bernard playing shadow football. Similar to shadow boxing where you fight an imaginary opponent.

Jo's change in direction reminds me of a ship on water that slowly breaks right as it tries to avoid an iceberg.

Thiago's facial expression was like "hey guys, hey, guys, ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?".

Jo's first touch

Fred is a massive waste of space in this Brazil side. May as well just stick another AM in there and play off Neymar.

Here we go, slow motion devastated close up of the losers!

Oh dear.

Dat touch It's like the opposite of Zidane.