tmonkey

Yellow card for fake Iranian Jonas.

This Nigerian "team"

SHOLAAAA. Nearly.

Pepe

Alan Smith reincarnated as a Portugal international!

This World Cup More chances in 10 minutes of games than we usually see in an entire match.

FFS Messi. Shola would have finished that.

Dat work rate from Messi

This World Cup has been so fucking good so far.

Mark Lawrensen doing his Beyonce impression.

Argentina have been pretty shit so far. Bosnia look the more likely to score atm.

Think the "Rooney wide left when defending" tactic really cost us - nearly every good attack from the Italians came down their right. Didn't need a defensive player there, just someone who actually knows how to play on that side of the pitch.

That's a penalty imo. Clear cut. Ball maybe overplayed but still.

We need Welbeck down the left in truth. Italy are offering nothing down their left flank, but having alot of joy down their right.

In the big games over the past 2 years he's been than comfortably better than Messi, C.Ronaldo and Ribery.

Torres's face

Sneijder you fucking hobgoblin midget bald fuck!

Absolutely love these slow motion zoomed high definition close ups of stunned losers.

Cassillas has looked drunk all game.

Spanked!

Vicente Del Pardew deserves an absolute fucking mauling, and has since 2010. Wanker of a manager who has taken a genuinely great international side and fluked his way to two tournament wins by boring everyone to death with his Alonso + Busquets + only 1 player getting forward.

Spain will be punished at some point for having both Busquets and Xabi Alonso in the same team.

If Tim Krul was facing that penalty...he'd have gone the wrong way.

Shola Fredeobi up to his usual tricks of leaving the ball behind when running with it.

Luiz is such a wanker