Joey

I know its not the most reliable of sources but im "mates" with Jonas on facebook, it looks genuine enough, loads of other players are his mates etc (although its probably not and he's the only player I actually have as one) BUT

" i am really sorry to all the fans, i hope i am giving to chance to help get us back up where this club belongs".

take it with a pinch of salt though

It's alright, we won't get relegated..........................

That'd be fine by me.

No way Nile gets a game or a place on the bench, its a must win game and Al has not used him so far.

Maybe why thats why he should get the shot, something unknown that may make something, lets face it, the others havent done that much to warrant keeping a place.

He's so fast he needs a sort of parachute to slow him down when he gets to the by line.

Think i'd be tempted to go for downing and morrison, depending on how much theye'd be asking for them.

On a side note, could we be seeing the new kit today, with it being released just a few days away?

 

Most likely we'll see it at Fulham.

I was thinking that too, however you never know, with it being on TV and some last minute "advertising" possible it may also be a possibility (no shit, with 3 games left).

On a side note, could we be seeing the new kit today, with it being released just a few days away?

Looks a bit weirdly shaped for my liking.

He's as entertaining as fuck. Lets make him manager.

 

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8402/krusty.jpg

 

Like we've never had a clown managing us before

I thought it was a bit cheesy from the off to be fair, especially with him shouting "Tooooooon" etc halfway through it.

Could of picked somebody so much better to do it who wouldn't of also just abused away fans.

Good to see Mr Ashley actually cares :/

I wish enrique would cut it out, he doesnt need to get halfway into their half then blast it, grrr.

Hang on, did I just see some decent play down the left?

This is more than a cup final.

What the fuck, cringeworthy but if it works i'm not complaining.

Very nice, defineatly be purchasing this.

Quite tasty actually, the shirt that is.

I'd say this coming game with spurs is a must win, if we get nothing it's going to be a lot harder slog, however if we can get the win then it'd give us a little bit more momentum to carry us through to the end.

However, it's got a draw written all over it for me.

Not only is he good in the air, he's also been the frontman of a pretty successful band.

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/1/10675/images/00103428_lg.jpg

No sign of Ranger anywhere, you want to be disappointed in yourselves.

I can't help but think that the Chelsea top looks like Robocops torso.

Despite being a bit of a twat as a person we don't really know who he signed or even what he exactly did, he didn't do too bad on negotions to be fair if that was his job.

It's just somebody vent off at really i'm guessing, i'm not saying I personally liked him here, i'm glad he's gone but I also don't think he's deserving of a lot of the blame about the state of our club.

Can we have Mort back now please Mr Ashley?