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But when it’s 10 minutes before closing time and you are getting desperate…

Fonseca will be outside the ground in a Newcastle tracksuit soon, handing out copies of his CV

At least he’s no anti vaxxer

I’m sure he is anonymously browsing here this minute, thinking about what an amazing opportunity this is and how great the fans are ?

Can see the media coverage now if we have to sack Howe: ’Young, handsome, blonde haired, blue eyed, up and coming, well liked, British, Howe, was treated disgustingly by the over demanding Northerners after unluckily winning 0 games and sliding out the Premiership’

Well it was nice to dream of better things, but for now, back to business as usual

Probably asked for a sly billion or two

Never dull being a Newcastle fan

Agreed, no-one likes to be the sloppy seconds, especially when everyone knows it

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We’ve got some convincing to do

Someone hasn’t had their Weetabix this morning

Surely Emery knows how the British press works, so them leaping to early conclusions and writing incorrect shit should not be a surprise. I suspect this is a ‘play hard to get’ tactic and helps to keep good standing with the Villarreal fans if things don’t pan out.

Dafty horde approaching this thread today

Agent Charnley reporting back to Ashley every evening, ‘then I told the press that we were getting Emery, lolz’

I’m sure Conte was lined up quite some time ago and Nuno was a dead man walking

The whole leak thing bothers me (only slightly). The first few weeks were water tight and only in the last 48 hours has info started to appear. After the numerous failed takeovers, I would have thought that Staveley would have learnt to keep quiet until it was 100% signed, unless this is a crude tactic to apply pressure on Emery for a quicker response. Either that, or we had received some sort of verbal confirmation from their side that it was happening, and the Emery camp are now fucking us around, for more money and/or leverage.

Today, this place is going to be a lovely combination of either - ‘Don’t worry, this is all brinkmanship, Emery is coming, stay calm ‘ and - ‘Fucking useless new owners, this is what happens when non football people take over and try and recruit a manager, fucking Howe is rubbish’

Sounds like Staveley may have shot her load too early by telling the local journos that this was done, when it doesn’t look that way (sound familiar - Caulkin + takeover?). I really hope this isn’t the first massive fuck up off the new ownership. The comments comparing us to Man City’s setup are irritating, like they had the perfect setup 3 weeks after being taken over

Let’s hope he spanks Young Boys tonight so he joins us on a high

If he does want to take charge in the game tonight then it makes sense the club holding off an official announcement until after out of respect

Any ideas as to what this means for the DOF role? Would Emery want full control over the war chest?

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Surely he can’t be if this is anywhere near true