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Anyone go to the gym in Eldon sq?

 

i used to, joined there in january and used to go after work but it was so packed i gave up and started going to the impulse fitness at byker instead.

'twas getting to the stage of geet big queues for machines and the room was like a sauna, and i was sick of that f***ing 3oh3 ft katy perry song that seemed to be on the music channels constantly. the byker one is less busy and has ssn on one of the other tv's too

 

Hmm, was thinking about trying that one but doesn't sound great. Can't stand queuing for ages for machines.

 

Jill, i never queue at those times  , its a perfectly good gym.

 

It's where I go too, give me a shout if you's ever see me half dying, feel free to come along and abuse me to spur me on

You in tonight?

But i suppose some bloke like that.

English porn, they always seem to use really rough munters for some reason and they say stuff in dodgy accents like "yeah, go on put it in my dirt box "

American porn is superior to English porn in almost every way.

 

America has the Deep South, we win.

 

What's wrong with the Deep South? Good food, good music, and nee black folk.

 

I speak your language, man! You can't sneak that past me. Loads of black people down there, man. I've got family I never intend to visit down Alabama way. We didn't all go to Chicago, some stayed for some reason. Waiting on those forty acres.

 

You should get yourself down there. You're missing out on some bona-fide culture. I tried to make several jokes in this post but they were all so racist that I had to remove them.

 

Type them up so I can respond to them later. I've got too much respect for denim to ever think he could actually be racist.

 

Go down there? Go f*** yourself. Every picture from down there looks like some 1800's s***. There is a reason why my mother hauled ass to NY.

Couple of blokes i go skiing with went golfing down there, the locals couldn't understand it 

Oh here we go, all newcastle fans must be evil.

American porn is superior to English porn in almost every way.

 

America has the Deep South, we win.

 

Deep South gave the world the best accent on Earth. That f***ed up hillbilly s***. You can't beat that accent. That's a contribution.

 

I'm sure they've done other things as well.

What would a kid speak like if his/her mother was from the deep south and the father was an ashington lad 

Man, we have history too.

 

Gimp, where the f*** was this in the run up to the World Cup?

What ? My yank baiting?  I dunno, i wasn't that fussed about england.  The england national team and the English FA is a cock facotry.

Tho, i did punch the air when Gerrard scored past you wannabes.  

I'm sorry man. I have respect, man. I've tried what you think is tea, and I tried watching Wallace and Gromit. I think I've done my fair share.

 

 

 

If its not friends or die hard, americans think its s***.

 

*takes off glasses* (I don't wear glasses)

 

Are... are you talking s*** about Die Hard?

 

yeah man, watcha gonner do?

 

Well, nothing. This is the internet.

 

Kinda talked myself into a corner there.

You gotta come over to the uk, we'll show you what a real country is like.  A one with a history 

I'm sorry man. I have respect, man. I've tried what you think is tea, and I tried watching Wallace and Gromit. I think I've done my fair share.

 

 

 

If its not friends or die hard, americans think its s***.

 

*takes off glasses* (I don't wear glasses)

 

Are... are you talking s*** about Die Hard?

yeah man, watcha gonner do?

Anyone go to the gym in Eldon sq?

 

i used to, joined there in january and used to go after work but it was so packed i gave up and started going to the impulse fitness at byker instead.

'twas getting to the stage of geet big queues for machines and the room was like a sauna, and i was sick of that f***ing 3oh3 ft katy perry song that seemed to be on the music channels constantly. the byker one is less busy and has ssn on one of the other tv's too

 

Hmm, was thinking about trying that one but doesn't sound great. Can't stand queuing for ages for machines.

Jill, i never queue at those times  , its a perfectly good gym.

I'm sorry man. I have respect, man. I've tried what you think is tea, and I tried watching Wallace and Gromit. I think I've done my fair share.

If its not friends or die hard, americans think its shit.

f*** me, Mike, when you talk s*** it's 100% unadulterated hot poop. The Curse of the Were-Rabbit is absolutely f***ing amazing and must be seen.

 

I'm being genuine, Keef!

 

I anticipate this next statement going over very well, but...

 

They're too British. I mean, it's English as all hell. I can't get into it.

We created your damn country, have some respect for your elders.

FFS

Ecstacy?  Aye, am purely mashed off boshin' these dolphins in me pipe like.

FUuuuk yuoooooo dophiiiiiiiiin!

Man Utd manage to get results but also do it playing attacking football.  Hmmm KK used to do that and now gets slagged off for it.

Funny what people want really.

Means you've been smoking soem top shit.

I dont like Shrek but toy story is fantastic.

Weights, various.  Treadmill 40 mins to an hour depending.

I do a mix of stuf but try to make sure i do about 40 mins on the treadmill.  worked a treat at getting rid of my gut.

I need to sort myself out for weights tho, its working but i'm doing random little bits.  Each session i need to focus on one thing. 

its on co.uk

 

 

 

http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/70/f1/0,,10278~8909168,00.jpg

 

his arms look massive there, must have been working out at the gym over the summer, don't remember him being as big last season

 

The tan and hair make him look foreign as well.

Almost like a new signing.

The Beast!

Ahh i dont find it to bad tbh, when time were you going?

Really?

Anyone go to the gym in Eldon sq?

Kovy resigns with the Devils.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

No comprende. Are they not suitable work attire in your opinion?

There spot on, tho i do like the term brothel creepers